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brav
#1 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 7:29:00 AM
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Dad: Habari ya Mama Tony?

Mum: Mzuri

Dad: Wako wapi watoto?

Mum: Wako kwa jirani.

Dad: Wako Kwa jirani wakifanya nini?

Mum: Wako kwa jirani,wanaoga.

Dad: Haiya..! Kwani jirani alipata maji lini?

Mum: NWSC,MAJI LOAN..!!

Dad: Nitaapply kesho.



Pata Maji kila wakati na MAJI LOAN..!!

Chukua MAJI LOAN LEO..!!


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The Real Shaft
#2 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 7:45:00 AM
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tafuta supu ya muteta...

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
brav
#3 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:01:00 AM
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@TRS kwanini muteta?




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The Real Shaft
#4 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:05:00 AM
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it helps increase....

blood in our alcohol.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
brav
#5 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:12:00 AM
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@trs ....your point...?

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The Real Shaft
#6 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:17:00 AM
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the point is in all my posts....

you need muteta kabisa...

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
mukiha
#7 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:17:00 AM
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In the Standard today; pick-up line of the week: 'kwangu kuna maji'

Despite all their other faults,this was a good one.

Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow)
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
swaleh
#8 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:17:00 AM
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Shida apana lack of connection. Shida iko kwa rationing.
Njunge
#9 Posted : Monday, July 27, 2009 8:56:00 AM
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@Mukiha,
They still copied it from a known source....urgghhhh...The only known source.
@TRS,
Am thinking of mobile trucks with a couple number of showers....and they will be going round the estates ......or at Jivanjee......2 minute shower at 50 bob.Am i in business??

Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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