He's day is normally like this


<<After being called to fix a computer problem...>>

Me: 'Alright sir,I looked at your computer and it looks like you need to reinstall your office software before we can proceed.'

Customer: 'Oh,okay.'

Me: 'Can you show me where your software installation CDs are?'

Customer: 'My what?'

Me: 'The CDs that your office software came on when you first bought them.'

Customer: 'Oh,I threw those out.'

Me: 'Why? Was there something wrong with them?'

Customer: 'No,of course not. I installed the software and then threw out the empty discs.

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A college professor sets up two groups of computer experts.The first was composed of women,and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender,or the masculine gender. They were asked to give reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention,you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data,but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that,if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

The men,on the other hand,concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval

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