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kamangu
#1 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:06:00 AM
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Heard this morning in Classic.This MP collides with a Migingo in the lift,he decides he can as well dungilia the beacons before someone claims the island. A cleaner comes,finds him in the hot of things,MP tries to bribe him to silence,guy refuses and threatens to scream,next thing we hear it in Classic.who is this Mpig?


Nyani hoani kundule
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:08:00 AM
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...UK...



Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
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kamangu
#3 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:12:00 AM
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@Impunity.Hehehehe....didn't know UK had hots this much.Alikuwa tea gal wake ama another kawa collection.I think this G10 this is starting to take effect.

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VituVingiSana
#4 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:15:00 AM
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LOL at your description... dungilia beacons

Greedy when others are fearful,Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase WB
Greedy when others are fearful. Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase Warren Buffett
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PONDI
#5 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:29:00 AM
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impunity... are you sure about the MP's identity??

He who laughs last thinks slowest..
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andycapp
#6 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:39:00 AM
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LOL.
Dungilia Beacon. haha.
Who was it?
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Kamaa
#7 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:58:00 AM
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@ impunity

don't think it's uk...
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Impunity
#8 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 9:24:00 AM
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This is Kenya and anything can happen.Hold your breath...!!!

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
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The Real Shaft
#9 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 9:29:00 AM
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anything is possible ..

yes...

including...

vivious rumours.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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mnjoro
#10 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 9:31:00 AM
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Wow!!!! Thats a real bull.Wonder how many would have managed with all the weekend Hangi,s.The guy was really starved after all it was willing communion(quickie)

Super!!!!


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smano
#11 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 9:37:00 AM
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1st time Kyuk Mpig,owns the building in tao where he was caught pants down,in Crazy Monday of today's Standard...still doesn't beat the Mpig who peed on an ATM machine in tao,high like a kite,sometime last year - that one was from the lake...

smano
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gogeta
#12 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 9:54:00 AM
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heheheheh....just cant stop laughing eti ndungiliad what....hehehe....anaa one peed in an ATM machine?...and these are the pple we have entrusted with our homeland kenya....ei...what to do?


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tusker8
#13 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 5:59:00 PM
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The answer is easy...he is a firts time MP,owns the building in Nairobi and he is from Mt Kenya. Kazi kwako. These things happens everyday. Golfers will know who was caught at Muthaiga clubs' upstairs rooms doing the same thing...and its a Minister!

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Feish
#14 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 8:31:00 PM
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LK..........Would bet on him but cant see him bribing a cleaner,the cleaner would better keep quiet and kno wthat he/she has a pay. Has buildings in nairobi na yeye ni thenge sana

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