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MALE BABABOONS AND WOMEN IN RED.
Burning Spear
#21 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 5:52:00 AM
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@mnjoro,

Dont pretend that you are too much of a gentleman that kamangus story was devlish.

I hate pretenders!!!!!!!

Please Dont be too harsh on Kamangu

The thing is interesting and it happens even the Nairobi National park.I have personally seen this.


Disclaimer : This is my opinion and not a recommendation.
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Njunge
#22 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 5:59:00 AM
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@Wendz,

Hahaaa....No deleting.Say it dear.Eti pigs 'O' for 30 minutes??.......I WANT TO BE A PIG.....!!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
leona
#23 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 6:02:00 AM
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@Thimioni
Hehee,why else would i be asking? nitabeba hata camcorder....

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eli
#24 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 6:10:00 AM
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Well,animal instinct is much developed than that of human beings!

Not only baboons,birds as well. They flee oncoming danger while human beings perish! Case in point tsunami in Indonesia!

But you shall remember the LORD your God,for it is He who is giving you power to make wealth,that He may confirm His covenant which He swore to your fathers,as it is this day. Deu 8:18
Fatcat
#25 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 6:43:00 AM
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@Njung'e-also want to be turned into a pig!!! Which mountain/tree whatever do i have to zunguka seven times to be turned into one??? 30Mins??? Si mbaya.

Whatever exists has already been named,and what man is has been known; no man can contend with one who is stronger than he.
mnjoro
#26 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:02:00 AM
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@ Leona the topic is entertaining.All i said at the response rate and it applies to all topics guys are not that busy. You missed the point Girl but can,t blame you.Cheer up its friday.

@ Burning Spear who the hell told you am pretending .Refer to Leona's response.Otherwise am beyold pretex age ++++35.

Too bad for the pretenders asking for sensorship of these blogs


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The Real Shaft
#27 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:07:00 AM
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all male of all specie smell when the female is on heat...

except for some men....

the most of us can know when she is ready....

but we do not know ..

how to read the signals...

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Impunity
#28 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:11:00 AM
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@njung'e.........Ati big 'O' for 30 minutes? And you think you can walk after that 'OOOOOOOOOOOO'.?Think about it,an average human being 'Os' for 30seconds and feels like a marathon loser.


Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
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Ray
#29 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:13:00 AM
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Njunge and the rest you need to be formatted because i highly doubt if you've got the energy it takes to last an 'O' for 30min.
The Real Shaft
#30 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:18:00 AM
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if we could...

then most of us...

would be walking in 'O-xtasy'......

in the afternoons....

after our stolen lunch-time quickies.....

am content..

being human......

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Njunge
#31 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:22:00 AM
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Yenyewe.......!!...30 minutes and you can bolt out of the house to nowhere...!!!...BTW am always curious about this 'OH God AM COMING ' thing.....Why do some people shout it even though they are aware they won't be going to heaven anytime soon?......

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
The Real Shaft
#32 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 7:25:00 AM
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it is a cliche .....

we have adopted......

to warn our partners.....(male,female or beast)........

that we are about to......

bark......

crow.........

meow.......

bellow........

fart........

or whatever else we do....

when we hit...

the point of NO RETURN..........

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Sasha
#33 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 8:20:00 AM
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Akyangai! Guka has started formatting kaburush's concoctions too early!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
mlefu
#34 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 8:30:00 AM
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interms of business,i will start an MLM where i will sell products that can upgrade your sense of smell to that of a baboon.. any offers

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Njunge
#35 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 8:39:00 AM
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@Sasha,

Jibu swali.....!!...It's Furahiday anyway...hehe..!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Sasha
#36 Posted : Friday, April 24, 2009 8:50:00 AM
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I will not say anything while I'm sober! Sambaza what you are formatting first!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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