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#SomeoneTellNigeria
youcan'tstopusnow
#41 Posted : Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:32:11 PM
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#SomeoneTellNigeria we are going to send 1 owl (Muite) to beat their Eagles
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
Mastermind
#42 Posted : Saturday, March 23, 2013 4:47:28 PM
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Essyk, Uhuru means what in Nigeria?
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
youcan'tstopusnow
#43 Posted : Saturday, March 23, 2013 7:11:06 PM
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#SomeoneTellNigeria we are winning at half time;-)
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
dunkang
#44 Posted : Saturday, March 23, 2013 8:55:58 PM
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THIS KILLED ME
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Coolio
#45 Posted : Saturday, March 23, 2013 9:53:56 PM
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Someone tell Nigeria that the only positive thing in their country is HIV.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
jaggernaut
#46 Posted : Sunday, March 24, 2013 3:28:36 PM
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#SomeoneTellKenya The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born" was written after the author saw kenyans. LMFAO"Sad
Sufficiently Philanga....thropic
#47 Posted : Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:04:30 PM
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FOOTBALL ON TRIAL.
We, the people of Kenya, have
rejected the Match results. The
match was fundamentally flawed
with massive irregularities. We
outline some of them as follows:
1. Our gallant players were
repeatedly intimidated &
threatened. Numerous yellow
cards were carelessly slapped on
our players including the
goalkeeper thus curtailing their
freedom of play.
2. Our chief agent (team coach)
was evicted from the National
Goal Tallying Center (the pitch) at a
crucial time. Most of our scoring
chances were not counted.
3. The time register was
manipulated & doctored to give
our opponents an undue
advantage. Indeed at the start of
the game, total time allocated was
90 mins... however at the end of
the game, total time was 95 mins!
Where did the extra 5 mins come
from?
4. The referee was appointed
without consultation. That
Botswana man was indeed the
Super Eagles crony. We have had
serious political differences with
Botswana owing to the election
of our national team captain. They
have repeatedly said that our
captain is not welcome to
Botswana. There is no way the
referee would have been
impartial.
Our independent goal tally shows
we won the match with a clear
margin of 1-0 within the
constitutional threshold of 90
mins.... FIFA should therefore give
us our well-deserved victory!!!
Rasho

Copy pasted
@SufficientlyP
washiku
#48 Posted : Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:46:46 PM
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dunkang wrote:
THIS KILLED ME


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This cracked me up why lie!
jaggernaut
#49 Posted : Sunday, March 24, 2013 9:41:46 PM
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^ Looks to me like Nigeria is the 'airport' of Africa.
King G
#50 Posted : Monday, March 25, 2013 12:26:03 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
^ Looks to me like Nigeria is the 'airport' of Africa.


agreed and a nice fatty one for that matter. the one that can cause disembarkment ......
Thieves
ZZE123
#51 Posted : Monday, March 25, 2013 7:12:36 PM
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dunkang wrote:
THIS KILLED ME

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
washiku
#52 Posted : Saturday, March 30, 2013 10:07:12 AM
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Tumadharau natuo?

Quote:
Kenyans are hospitable people. One thing I am certain of is that the Nigerian team will not only be well received; they will beat the Harambee Stars on their own turf. Even after this, Kenyans will still heartily shout “Jambo” whenever they see Nigerians. What do you think? Asante sana!!!


SomeonetellNigeria we shall beat them instead!
xyzee
#53 Posted : Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:02:58 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
dunkang wrote:
THIS KILLED ME

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


The gutter is full of creative minds.

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Behemoth
#54 Posted : Thursday, April 04, 2013 5:38:17 PM
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Taribo West 'was 40 when he said he was 28', claims former Partizan Belgrade chief




'He joined us saying he was 28. We only later found out he was 40, but he was still playing well so I don’t regret having him on the team,' Zecevic said.
But according to the Croatian media, the former defender known for his colourful hairstyles also lied when trying to join Croatia’s Rijeka club.
At the age of 44, they said West told club doctors he was only 32.
It was only after an examination that the doctors raised suspicions with the club because West’s knees suggested he was older.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly So miaka hufichwa kwa magoti?

Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time.
safariant
#55 Posted : Thursday, April 04, 2013 5:42:50 PM
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Location: ant hill - red hill
Behemoth wrote:
Taribo West 'was 40 when he said he was 28', claims former Partizan Belgrade chief




'He joined us saying he was 28. We only later found out he was 40, but he was still playing well so I don’t regret having him on the team,' Zecevic said.
But according to the Croatian media, the former defender known for his colourful hairstyles also lied when trying to join Croatia’s Rijeka club.
At the age of 44, they said West told club doctors he was only 32.
It was only after an examination that the doctors raised suspicions with the club because West’s knees suggested he was older.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly So miaka hufichwa kwa magoti?



How old is Mariga? And Mugumbi?
The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea
harrydre
#56 Posted : Thursday, April 04, 2013 6:40:05 PM
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Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Behemoth wrote:
Taribo West 'was 40 when he said he was 28', claims former Partizan Belgrade chief




'He joined us saying he was 28. We only later found out he was 40, but he was still playing well so I don’t regret having him on the team,' Zecevic said.
But according to the Croatian media, the former defender known for his colourful hairstyles also lied when trying to join Croatia’s Rijeka club.
At the age of 44, they said West told club doctors he was only 32.
It was only after an examination that the doctors raised suspicions with the club because West’s knees suggested he was older.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly So miaka hufichwa kwa magoti?



LMAO...these niaja men...their entire under 19 soccer team was actually over 29
i.am.back!!!!
essyk
#57 Posted : Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:41:30 PM
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smh.If lying was an economic activity Nigeria would be the greatest exporter in the world.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Cupcake
#58 Posted : Saturday, April 06, 2013 8:27:24 PM
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SomeoneTellNigeria that their president has confirmed attendance on Tuesday's inauguration for Kamwana....but we will pick him with Kideros 'machine'.. we are very generous

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