@ mpenzi,Thanks for enlightening me. That should be one of our goals for vision 2030

@ njunge an old mt. kenya mafia in town.. finally they are here..

you've heard me..

Guys i have contacted both the Kenya High Commission in Ottawa and the Mission in New York and they have no idea what am talking about. That being the case,no one is interested in counting Kenyans out here.

wote

During the last census there was a point during the counting where the man is asked to leave the house and the wife grilled on issues like still births,sanitary towels usage,among others. Do they still ask the same? I have not been counted yet.

Work like you will die tomorrow,plan like you will never die

Are these guys really serious? Upto now,i have not yet released my wife and kids to go out for out of house chores,we are still held up in the house waiting to be censured! If by 5 al not have been counted,just like guka said al drive to the nearest police station and parade my 'people'.
I am in a hurry because i am flying out of the country later on in the evening.

burekenge*...

tumehesabiwa.......

how many carts.... cats.....

cows.... kodoshe.....ingoho.....wives???

but if the Rendile are being counted...

this is a serious exercise....

i hope not to collect more data...

for Waweru....

and his KRA harass-agents.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth

This thng might turn out more accurate than I previously thought. On another note,I was sent ROTF wen the dude asked how many camels I have got! Bure kabisa...

The only reason why some people are still alive is coz its illegal to shoot them!!

Will they introduce chicken tax,goat tax,cow tax etc?

Hey,Bado sijahesabiwa! As kinyang'i said,I tend to believe I might be one of those who will be counted with mifugo ya wamasaai.

“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,money is handy.” ~ Groucho Marx.............

Thank God they didnt come at night instead they came at midday jana, Funny enough they only spent 2 minutes in ma house n they were done.... qns ..do u have a TV,ans u r looking at it,do u have a radio? u r listening to it, where were u born? atleast makes sense,do u work,yes n i pay taxes as well.. thats all we have for now thanks..... pink chalk at the door n off they went...

Its just me
whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.