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The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 8:51:00 AM
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When it is too fast to be real......

chances are..

if it is not a machine.....

it is on performance enhancing medication.....!!!

the Bolting Light...

or is it the Lightening Bolt.......

is breaking his records at will.....

whatever he is on.....

will take another five years to discover....

by then..

like Flo-Jo.....

would have withered under ill-health......

and body parts shutting down......

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
kingfisher
#2 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 11:07:00 AM
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@TRS.................can yams be banned??? thats what the bugger consumes!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
gadj
#3 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 12:32:00 PM
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Time will tell what Bolt is using but when i look at him i find him genuine and honest to be taking drugs. With his physic and energy he can do it and since he is jamaican not American chances are that he is clean.

In God i trust.
Njunge
#4 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 12:50:00 PM
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@Kingfisa,

.....and yams are known to have some form of cynide.......The only known substance that makes gold melt.......and Bolt wins a gold....hmmmm..!!...Maybe the guy drinks gold juice.

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
leona
#5 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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Me thinks..that dude is too fast. If an accident was to happen while he runs...hakuna breaks! He should invest in a helmet and some other protective gear,just in case!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Njunge
#6 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 1:58:00 PM
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@Leona,

Hahahah........can you pliz pass whatever it is you are smoking..?

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
kingfisher
#7 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 2:08:00 PM
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@leona.......pliz stop that,its just a monday!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
leona
#8 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 2:14:00 PM
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@Njung'e and King,
hehee! Just thinking out aloud...Bolt is a running disaster waiting to happen!LOL

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
The General
#9 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 2:26:00 PM
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@ Leona,

imbibing at lunch time...or is it the yams

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The Real Shaft
#10 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 2:34:00 PM
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wacheni nyinyi.....

yams are as innocent ....

as the Shaft is Real......

it's cassava that has cyanide.......

and remember the other fellow who ran on arrow roots.....

the Jonah fellow ......

from New Zealand........

and then his kidneys failed......

on nduma....???

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Wendz
#11 Posted : Monday, August 17, 2009 2:46:00 PM
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Me thinks they should start having a serious check on the shoes the fella is wearing.... technology in mbaya.... ama his hip joints.... may be he has some artificial greasing!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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