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The Real Shaft		#1 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:19:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		Or am I asking too early....??? if we are 'nyimwad'... who are they giving it to...??? fida-kenge......... ni bure-kenge sana...... nyeeeeeeffffffffffff................... I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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chemos		#2 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:21:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799		mimi nilinyimwa chai leo asubuhi
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Impunity		#3 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:28:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		I must say this,nilinyimwa last night but nilipata nimepewa yote asubuhi aroun 5 am without even asking.(may be she thought twice) I've even been promised a sweet experience i will never forget this evening from job.To all my watering pals,leo hatutakutana Muchadha Pub. Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp? Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Sober		#4 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:36:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 3,604		Mbona uendelee kuomba maharagwe ilhali unaweza kupata samaki bila maswali? A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility. African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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faa		#5 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:41:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2007 Posts: 709		We watched news jana together,tension was high when the story was read,she looked at me,but i just stared at the screen? After some minutes she said ' Umeskia vyenye FIDA wamesema?'/'niwaigua uria fida mauga?' I didn't talk,adrenaline was high,i was about to burst(Tension was high.) After supper,things.... yayo
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The Real Shaft		#6 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:48:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		na sasa... hata wakitunyima...... hiyo utamu... wataipeleka wapi.....??? kwani kawaida yake... itaisha ukiitumia sana...??? wawache michezo..... I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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mtaalam		#7 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:30:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/2/2006 Posts: 519		Wewe,ndio... naongea na wewe... tuanze mipango ya kando! The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.
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McReggae		#8 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:35:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Mimi nilinyimana!!! Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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The Real Shaft		#9 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:37:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		na hii ni ngeli ya..... fi...........da...........!!! ama... ngeli ya... nyi........ma......... na mnanyimana.... kufanya mapenzi..... au... mnanyimana ngono......??? I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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Mr.Tea		#10 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 2:01:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/4/2008 Posts: 341 Location: Nairobi		Feed Ignorant Damsels (with) Absurdity as we delight in their misery. Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks Patience Pays In Guaranteed Checks.
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Impunity		#11 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 2:37:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		Word is going round that for the first time ever Johnstone Mbai aka Njung'e had lunch at home during weekday!!! The kitchen floor was neither hard nor cold!!! Mr. Tea his colleague,can confirm that Mr. Mbai (as Njung'e is known) is yet to make it back to the office for the afternoon session. Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp? Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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segemia		#12 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 5:03:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/20/2009 Posts: 658		Kulingana na vile mambo imekaa,mlefu will be the first one to be nyimwad after the real shaft. Aaaii mambo ya guka!!!! Lunch at home on weekday! His other half ni wa FIDA,no more no less!!!!!! Mimi na nyimwa when i need it na ninapewa when i dont want.....it makes no difference!!!! There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
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murenj		#13 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 7:10:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 851 Location: nairobi		It is now official. Rao amenyimwa. time to head for the railway? The cunning of the Buffalo
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Gordon Gekko		#14 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 9:23:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760		Mimi sijanyimwa,I'm just unable to rise up to the occasion. Nani ametumia zoom - inafanya kazi?
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The Real Shaft		#15 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 3:36:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		GG... wacha tusker baridi na chips... kula chakula halisi...... nduma.....yams...... mayai.......tereri...... ukishindwa... tafuta 21 year old...... utasimama bila kuulizwa.... I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....*
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Gordon Gekko		#16 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 6:47:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760		Sasa nitapata 21 yr old wapi? Nichukue ndito ya my son?
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Iganamagana		#17 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 8:44:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437		This bunch of Lesbians and Divorcees at Fida should call a boycott every other week. The boycott call has only served one purpose....To remind Kenyans of the bedroom duties they have been neglecting. Life has never been better to some Kenyans. IGANA.
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The Real Shaft		#18 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 10:37:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		when we say ... women are their own worst enemy...... many scorn at us..... saying it is an abused cliche..... lakini.. hebu tazameni...... by their call to 'nyima' conjugal rights.... so that I can go and talk to MK and RAO to stop their nonsense... {like I drink with them at Impala....} they have reduced themselves... to nothing more than.... the 'V' ... yes that one..... why didnt they call for their fellow women... to persuade..... we-men...... to style up and vote with our heads and not our empty pockets and dry throats.... the women carcass or circus...... is still a phenomenon difficult to comprehend..... I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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AlphDoti		#19 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 4:57:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya		Refusing sex when requested is a sin: 'The husband must fulfill his duty [greek debt to be paid] to his wife,and likewise also the wife to her husband. The wife does not have authority over her own body,but the husband does; and likewise also the husband does not have authority over his own body,but the wife does.' 1 Corinthians 7:3-4 http://www.bible.ca/marr...stakes-top-ten-list.htm AKS
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The Real Shaft		#20 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 6:56:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		how many more days to go...??? someone I hear has burst.... like a squirrel..... FYI.... A squirrel does not have wet dreams...... its sperm accumulates.... mpaka... 'BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM........' and the squirrel is no more..... I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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