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The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 3:32:00 PM
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has any MPig died from swine flu yet.....???

there is a possibility...

they are immune to everything ...

caused by a bug....

apart from the Greed bug...called Kenyacus greedus....




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Alchemist
#2 Posted : Friday, May 01, 2009 6:28:00 PM
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Why do you insist on insulting pigs by comparing them to Kenyan MPs? Leave the pigs alone!

Formerly Sisinis.......?
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Sober
#3 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 7:36:00 AM
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That's a bright one

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
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aemathenge
#4 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 10:54:00 AM
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@Alchemist,

Here Here.


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The Real Shaft
#5 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 11:02:00 AM
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hehe....

who is Napoleaon....???

and who is Snowball...???

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VituVingiSana
#6 Posted : Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:58:00 PM
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Apologies to the real pigs... and vultures... but I wish the someone would introduce Swine Flu to infect all the MPigs... starting with beth mugo who is an idiot.

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Njunge
#7 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2009 6:23:00 AM
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@ Alchemist,

That's a good one..!!!.....and thanks for changing your name.I never got to pronounce.




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Impunity
#8 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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@VVS.....and so who are the real pigs?Me thinks the pigs which gives bacon are better the Mpigs....So to me the real pigs are the Mpigs and not the Pigs.Two of them are abroad and I hope they will come back with the H1N1 flu to infect all corridors of that pigsty.

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
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Kaigangio
#9 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 12:39:00 PM
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@ all

The pig flu has been here for a very long time,but fortunately,for Kenyans it has been confined to the pigsty only.

The pig flu infecting the flock of pigs at the main pigsty called the parliament is more deadly than the type originating from Mexico! how would you explain the deaths of so many pigs in that sty within a very short time and the mogue statistics is still growing?


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VituVingiSana
#10 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2009 12:56:00 PM
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LOL... I second that motion...

*** One MPig died jana,so maybe it is the start?

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The Real Shaft
#11 Posted : Tuesday, May 05, 2009 8:41:00 AM
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how many more to go...???

Joke:...

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly...???

A. Bacon would go up...


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