oh Shit!

GFF...
are you related TTT, he was last seen in wazua 3 years ago recommending eating of cartons to download poop at 3g speeds.


and approximately how many kilos should one send to Ruai every week.

why do some pipo download pellets?

Dunkang is a registered Graduate Civil Engineer with the Engineers Registration Board of Kenya (ERBK) and a Graduate member of the Institution of Engineers of Kenya (IEK).

I have no relation whatsoever with that ka-Drunkard fellow of your Ten Thousand saga.

Moving on with POOP-OLOGY, did you know that;

1. Cavemen were better equipped to chew and digest many plants and vegetables. They had larger molars and longer digestive tracts better at handling foods rich in indigestible cellulose, like maize for instance. Evolution has worked against our ability to chew and digest maize, which is why when some kernels get swallowed whole they appear in poop.

2. Actually corn (maize) poop comes out like that because of the lack of a process called nixtamalization during preparation.

3. “Coprophagy” means to eat faeces. “Autocoprophagy” means to eat one’s own faeces.

4. The most expensive tea is grown in China, on Poop!

5. Moles feeds cecotrophs (poops pellets) to its young ones so as to pass on the bacteria necessary to digest the tough cellulose of roots. They also roll in POOP to identify themselves as members of their colony.

So are you trying to say that RAO may end up committing Coprophagy after he shouted at Mutunga about the kangaroo court and that by shouting "lets not be vague, go to the hague, Ruto might end up committing Autocoprophagy?

Damn! You surely are committed to the cause Dunkang.

@Kenmac, no relation with TTT whatsoever.

From a poopologist point of view, averagely, people produce 0.003kg (30g) of poop, for each 5.5kg of body weight, so it depends on your weight.

But, your diet, metabolism and current digestive situation (sick with diarrhea or fresh from a good night's sleep) can alter this data.

Application in Civil (Environmental) Engineering:

A civil engineer with 'special' interest in Environmental Engineering will calculate the daily sludge (Engineered term for POOP) production of a waste water treatment plant (for a complete mix suspended growth biological sewage wastewater process) using the following expression;




where;

Q = influent flowrate [m3/d]
Y = biomass yield [g VSS/g COD used]
S0 = influent soluble substrate concentration (bsCOD) [g bsCOD/m3]
S = effluent soluble substrate concentration (bsCOD) [g bsCOD/m3]
kd = endogenous decay coefficient [g VSS/g VSS∙d]
SRT = Sedimentation Retention Time [d]
fd = fraction of biomass that remains as cell debris [g VSS/g VSS]
Xo,i = nbVSS concentration in influent [g nbVSS/m3]
VSS0 = influent Volatile Suspended Solids [g VSS/m3] or [mg/l]
TSS0 = influent Total Suspended Solids [g TSS/m3] or [mg/l]

I havent laughed like this for so so long!

@dunkang Great info. People might scoff and laugh at it, sadly it might pass them by but nobody will say they weren't told.

1. Please talk about squatting while pooping. It's the recommended way and there are devices to make it possible.
2. Please talk about enemas/colonics and their importance/risks. 'You are full of shit' might be a literary true statement!
3. Drinking water immediately after food dilutes the stomach acid and slows down digestion. One can bloat for long and pass gas.
4. Kefir, Sauerkraut, natural yogurts, probiotics should be in everyones diet in this era of antibiotics, chlorine, GMOs, pesticide/fungicides laced foods, hormone injected meat(beef, chicken). Most of those pot-bellies are actually laden with dirt (poop)

I recently learnt that my body doesn't digest Almonds well. I bloat and the nut particles are in the poop. It does pay to take time and analyze your poop everytime. If one can keep a food/poop diary

So how does this executive shit collector dude describe his job to his drinking mates when at their local Alfajiri?

Small world it is.Which year?

Is it a coincidence that R gets in trouble in March then we ban syasir? Then we start discussn sh¥t