#stolen from Meagan Michelle facebook account

I know many of you still have that indelible ink that IEBC
used to tag you during the elections. Well, if you want to
remove it, here is how:
1. Dip the finger in 5ml kerosene for five minutes.
2. Wipe the finger and let it dry for fifteen minutes.
3. Apply some turpentine on the finger using cotton wool
or a piece of cloth. Concentrate on the part with ink. Do
this for 5 minutes.
4. After that, pour 10ml of surgical spirit in a container
and dip the finger in it for 10 minutes.
5. Dry the finger using a clean cloth. Now it is fully
prepped for surgery.
6. Use a sterilized scalpel to cut off that part of the finger.
Do this quickly to prevent major blood loss.
7. Use a sterilized needle and thread to seal the wound.

C&P
> *1. Mutura: is a Kenyan delicacy resembling sausages, it is also what > people in Nyeri call the education minister*
>
> *2. To you, Mascara may be make up but to a Luhya it's cigarettes.*
>
> *3. Marijuana is a drug but to the Kikuyus it also means they knew each > other.*
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> *4. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas it is a chewing gum.*
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> *5. Ukali means bitter or harshness but to a Luhya it's food.*
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> *6. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus it also means a flag.*
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> *7. L is a letter in the alphabet but to Kambas it is also the place > where sinners will go.*
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> *8. Choice is not only an option but to the Kisiis it's a girl's name.*
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> *9. Bull is the male species of a cow but to a Kalenjin it's also a place > where people like Dunford swim.*
>
> *10. Sack is a bag type used for luggage but our Luo friends unmistakably > enigmaticaly with utmost flamboyance know it's a sea mammal with ssarp > teeth.*
>
> *11. Hyundai is a car and it's what happens when you take poison in > Ukambani.*
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> *12. Sota in sheng means to be broke but to the Luhya it's a beverage** > (soda)**.*
>
> *13. Yana is a tyre brand but **t**o the Kamabas it means yesterday.*
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> *14. Do this is english but to Kikuyus it means many motorbikes *
>
> *15. Paper is writing material but to Kisiis it means to carry [beba]*
>
> *16. Parrot to Luhyas is not only a bird, but a thing that we will use at > the March 4th General Election.*
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> *17. Chuka is a town in Meru county but to the Nyeri people it means to > "alight"!* ****

RIP Guka of wazua.

Guka, can you imagine there is a Citizen of the Virtual Republic of Wazua whose handle is, wait for it.....

Ki-nyama.

Ma ya Ngai.

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