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Elections humour....
washiku
#171 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 2:26:07 PM
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essyk
#172 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 3:00:11 PM
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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
xyzee
#173 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 3:56:48 PM
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washiku wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
xyzee
#174 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 4:11:58 PM
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Matusi reloaded 2013.

Matusi Digital.

"Irrational exuberance"

Matusi analogue

"Kubafu, mavi ya kuku"

kingfisher
#175 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:19:31 PM
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Elections results fever taking a new level:

FATHER: son, did u receive a text confirming your KCSE results
SON: yes dad, i got it last week
FATHER: ohh good why didnt u tell me what u got?
SON: dad, coz those are still provisional results, they are not very accurate
FATHER: ok, so what didyou get son?
SON: dad, u do know that provisional results received by electronic means somebody can tamper with it b4 u receive it
FATHER: son, you are not answering my question, what did you get?
SON: dad, i think someone hacked my SMS feed.
FATHER: i will not ask u one more time, mama nani leta kiboko
SON: chill, chill dad. the SMS implied that I got an E but its still too early to call, meaning it can change dad, it can change coz my stronghold subjects r not in yet!!

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Njung'e
#176 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:30:06 PM
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C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
ZZE123
#177 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:39:19 PM
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Posts: 2,490
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"

Translation?
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Dash
#178 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:42:51 PM
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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 677
Location: Nairobi
C&P
MEANWHILE POLITICIANS are tearing into each other on their FACEBOOK WALLS.

MUDAVADI Updates:
"I wish I knew"
Uhuru,Ruto,Balala and 467 other governors and senators LIKE this.

UHURU:
Hehehe,told ya! *Ruto and 185 others LIKE this*

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hehehe,you guy!

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto,whats funny??? Nkt!

RUTO:
@Mudavadi,ai, Everythng! Hahahaha

NGILU:
@Uhuru,hehehe,aki wewe! Spare the guy! @Ruto,ati everything? Hahaha

MUTHAMA:
@Ngilu,hata wewe unacheka Mudavadi? SMDH. Nyani haoni kundule...I thot u lost da senator's post,

KALONZO:
@Muthama,tihihi,ati nini??

NGILU:
@Muthama,was I talking to You?? Puh-leeeeze! @Kalonzo,so utacheka ALL DAY ama? Btw,i thot uko kotini ,

KALONZO:
@Ngilu,Kortini nikiduu? We send lawyers ,my dia! Unafikiri kwenda kotini ni ka kuchimba borehole? Lol!

MUTULA:
@Kalonzo,pwahahahahahaha! Ebu say that again!

SONKO:
@Kalonzo,ai boss,wacha kucatch mafeelings buda,ni fb!

WAITITU:
@Hehehe,am enjoying the conversation,

BISHOP WANJIRU:
@Waititu,keep enjoying the conversation while KIDERO is enjoying the victory!

WAITITU:
@Wanjiru,are YOU enjoying ANY VICTORY YOURSELF??????

MUNGATANA:
@Wanjiru,we may have lost but aleast we wil b in tha Government!

UHURU:
@Mungatana, hmmmm,okay....

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hahaha,na si unanibamba!

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,too late 4u bro. Enda ukauze miwa! lol !

RUTO:
@Kabogo,ati miwa?? Pwahahahahah! Man,you just killed it!

MUDAVADI:
@Kabogo,atleast it is LEGAL to sell sugarcanes.....#peddler

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,peddler my ass! Kwani ni wewe na peddle??

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto, haiya,kwani leo unacheka? I expectd uanze kulia!

NAMWAMBA:
@Mudavadi, pwahahaha,iyo ni kali !!! #crybaby

DIDA:
You should ONLY insult when offended. And when You do,dont over-do it. Leave some space for a reply.

SONKO:
@Dida,weh na wewe hapa sio debate! Peleka ma punchlines Brookside!

MUITE:
@Sonko,ni BrookHOUSE. Sio BrookSIDE. Brookside ni maziwa budah! Hahaha

SONKO:
@Muite,kumbe umeONA iyo makosa?? Hehehe,enyewe uko na MACHO kali boss! Lol!

KUTUNNY:
@Sonko,pwahahahaha! Wah! Iyo ni kali! @Muite,de-activate account buda!

KARUA:
@Muite has a right to be heard and be respected!

NGILU:
@Karua,kumbe Gichugu kuna network ya fb??

WAITITU:
@Ngilu,Buahahahahahaha,aki umeni-murder!@ Karua,iza jo!

KIDERO:
SMDH

KIYAPI:
@Kidero,SMDH too. Ebu twende inbox, hapa ni utoi peke yake!

SHEBESH:
@Kiyapi,mafeelings nayo! Relax buda,ni fb!

KIYAPI:
@Shebesh, yaaaaaaawwwn

SONKO:
@Kiyapi,una yawn na hauna meno??

ORENGO:
@Sönko,pwahahahaha,i've never liked you lakini leo jo! Umeni-murder!

MARY WAMBUI:
@Chebes(shebesh) aki ya mungu reo mumeniua! *Dead and Kiriamiti *!

NAMWAMBA:
@Wambui,ni CREMATED. Sio Kiriamiti! Lol !

WAMBUI:
@Sasa wewe Namwaba,unagamba gamba nini hapa? Unajua nirichida kiti ya Othaya wewe? @Chebes,ta reke jooke wíra itana shunwo certificate ya TNA ni Mugambi,pwahahaha

SHEBESH:
@Wambui,pwahahaha,lakini tumia lugha ya taifa hata kama bana! Lol!

WAMBUI:
@Chebes,lugha ya taiva kwani Othaya ni taiva? Pwahahahaha!

*Mudavadi Removes Post*
washiku
#179 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:43:56 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
ZZE123 wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"

Translation?


Dash
#180 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 5:44:24 PM
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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 677
Location: Nairobi
ZZE123 wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"

Translation?


Ya. What does this mean for us non-kikuyus?
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