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Mastermind
#141 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:39:42 PM
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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Mastermind
#142 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:41:42 PM
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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Mastermind
#143 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:48:39 PM
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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
bebeto
#144 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 6:31:07 PM
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Joined: 8/5/2008
Posts: 602

Quote:
My ATM balance inquiry tells me my account has Kshs 160.20. But I know this figure is provisional. Besides, the system has experienced some challenges and the money is being accounted for manually. However, end month is my stronghold and once it is tallied, the figure will change. For now, the ATM has only tallied mid-month which is not my stronghold.............


Applause
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
simonkabz
#145 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 6:33:26 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Ati Returning Officer wa Nithi ameingia Bomas watu wakafaint!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
washiku
#146 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:10:26 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Kama mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka,mto wa rais ni....
washiku
#147 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:15:27 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
A LUOPEAN goes to the hotel....

LUOPEAN: waiter, kuna chakula? nikoDIDA sana...
WAITER: atiiii?
LUOPEAN: yaani niko na njaa?
WAITER: ooh! Ndio, kuna chakula.
LUOPEAN: aah thats good, do you have mudavadi's strongholds?
WAITER: hizo ndio gani mkubwa?
LUOPEAN: ugali na kuku?
WAITER: kuku imeisha.
LUOPEAN: what about raila's stronghold?
WAITER: eeeh?
LUOPEAN: smak.
WAITER: o-ooh, samaki iko wah, hehe!
LUOPEAN: sawasawa. Niletee na valid water.
WAITER: valid water ndio gani tena?
LUOPEAN: dasani, usilete rejected water ya kisima.
WAITER: sawasawa customer...

(AFTER 15MINUTES)

LUOPEAN: ey yawa waiter, chakula iko wapi!
WAITER: ngoja kidogo inakuja!!
LUOPEAN: ningoje, kwani nyinyi ni IEBC??!
WAITER: pole, ndio hiyo customer.
LUOPEAN: na hii ugali ni kidogo buana kwani mtu amehack hiyo jokon yenu? Ama nyinyi ndio munajaribu kurig tumbo yangu?? Naona nikiingia runoff na hii njaa.
WAITER: runoff?!
LUOPEAN: UGALI SAUCE!!
Kaigangio
#148 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:38:22 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
washiku wrote:
A LUOPEAN goes to the hotel....

LUOPEAN: waiter, kuna chakula? nikoDIDA sana...
WAITER: atiiii?
LUOPEAN: yaani niko na njaa?
WAITER: ooh! Ndio, kuna chakula.
LUOPEAN: aah thats good, do you have mudavadi's strongholds?
WAITER: hizo ndio gani mkubwa?
LUOPEAN: ugali na kuku?
WAITER: kuku imeisha.
LUOPEAN: what about raila's stronghold?
WAITER: eeeh?
LUOPEAN: smak.
WAITER: o-ooh, samaki iko wah, hehe!
LUOPEAN: sawasawa. Niletee na valid water.
WAITER: valid water ndio gani tena?
LUOPEAN: dasani, usilete rejected water ya kisima.
WAITER: sawasawa customer...

(AFTER 15MINUTES)

LUOPEAN: ey yawa waiter, chakula iko wapi!
WAITER: ngoja kidogo inakuja!!
LUOPEAN: ningoje, kwani nyinyi ni IEBC??!
WAITER: pole, ndio hiyo customer.
LUOPEAN: na hii ugali ni kidogo buana kwani mtu amehack hiyo jokon yenu? Ama nyinyi ndio munajaribu kurig tumbo yangu?? Naona nikiingia runoff na hii njaa.
WAITER: runoff?!
LUOPEAN: UGALI SAUCE!!


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...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
washiku
#149 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 10:18:05 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Coolio
#150 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 10:22:53 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
lady essyk will you be my stronghold?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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