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Mastermind		#141 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:39:42 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley		If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Mastermind		#142 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:41:42 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley		If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Mastermind		#143 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 5:48:39 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley		If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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bebeto		#144 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 6:31:07 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602		Quote: My ATM balance inquiry tells me my account has Kshs 160.20. But I know this figure is provisional. Besides, the system has experienced some challenges and the money is being accounted for manually. However, end month is my stronghold and once it is tallied, the figure will change. For now, the ATM has only tallied mid-month which is not my stronghold............. "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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simonkabz		#145 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 6:33:26 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		Ati Returning Officer wa Nithi ameingia Bomas watu wakafaint! TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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washiku		#146 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:10:26 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Kama mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka,mto wa rais ni.... A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#147 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:15:27 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A LUOPEAN goes to the hotel.... LUOPEAN: waiter, kuna chakula? nikoDIDA sana... WAITER: atiiii? LUOPEAN: yaani niko na njaa? WAITER: ooh! Ndio, kuna chakula. LUOPEAN: aah thats good, do you have mudavadi's strongholds? WAITER: hizo ndio gani mkubwa? LUOPEAN: ugali na kuku? WAITER: kuku imeisha. LUOPEAN: what about raila's stronghold? WAITER: eeeh? LUOPEAN: smak. WAITER: o-ooh, samaki iko wah, hehe! LUOPEAN: sawasawa. Niletee na valid water. WAITER: valid water ndio gani tena? LUOPEAN: dasani, usilete rejected water ya kisima. WAITER: sawasawa customer... (AFTER 15MINUTES) LUOPEAN: ey yawa waiter, chakula iko wapi! WAITER: ngoja kidogo inakuja!! LUOPEAN: ningoje, kwani nyinyi ni IEBC??! WAITER: pole, ndio hiyo customer. LUOPEAN: na hii ugali ni kidogo buana kwani mtu amehack hiyo jokon yenu? Ama nyinyi ndio munajaribu kurig tumbo yangu?? Naona nikiingia runoff na hii njaa. WAITER: runoff?! LUOPEAN: UGALI SAUCE!! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Kaigangio		#148 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 8:38:22 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768		washiku wrote: A LUOPEAN goes to the hotel.... LUOPEAN: waiter, kuna chakula? nikoDIDA sana... WAITER: atiiii? LUOPEAN: yaani niko na njaa? WAITER: ooh! Ndio, kuna chakula. LUOPEAN: aah thats good, do you have mudavadi's strongholds? WAITER: hizo ndio gani mkubwa? LUOPEAN: ugali na kuku? WAITER: kuku imeisha. LUOPEAN: what about raila's stronghold? WAITER: eeeh? LUOPEAN: smak. WAITER: o-ooh, samaki iko wah, hehe! LUOPEAN: sawasawa. Niletee na valid water. WAITER: valid water ndio gani tena? LUOPEAN: dasani, usilete rejected water ya kisima. WAITER: sawasawa customer... (AFTER 15MINUTES) LUOPEAN: ey yawa waiter, chakula iko wapi! WAITER: ngoja kidogo inakuja!! LUOPEAN: ningoje, kwani nyinyi ni IEBC??! WAITER: pole, ndio hiyo customer. LUOPEAN: na hii ugali ni kidogo buana kwani mtu amehack hiyo jokon yenu? Ama nyinyi ndio munajaribu kurig tumbo yangu?? Naona nikiingia runoff na hii njaa. WAITER: runoff?! LUOPEAN: UGALI SAUCE!! *...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...*
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washiku		#149 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 10:18:05 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Coolio		#150 Posted : Friday, March 08, 2013 10:22:53 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish		lady essyk will you be my stronghold? Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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