This is what I heard. After hours toiling and sweating while counting millions of votes, a major issue arose between Oswago and the commissioners.
So contentious was this one issue that at some point things threatened to get out of control thus drawing the animated intervention of the diplomats present. Now here is the most juicy, ground-splitting, toe-curling, hair-raising, chill-inducing part of this controversy that will no doubt shake the very foundations of Bomas to the extent that it will without a doubt switch the numbers between the two leading presidential candidates.
I hope you are all ears...Are you ready to hear it?
Conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories....can't a man catch a wink in peace? He had to sleep and is now back to work.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don't make any sudden moves.