HUMOUR
ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES met Kibaki at State Houselast week. And he made them sign out his FAREWELL/ AUTOGRAPH BOOK.
NAME: RAILA ODINGA
Nickname: Vitendawili
Hood: Bondo,Karen
BEST food: Omena + Ugali
Worst food: Githeri plain,mutura
Best Drink: Amarula
Worst Drink: Water
Best Colour: Orange
Best Movie : Spartacus
Worst Movie: Kung Fu Panda
Fave song: Kanungo
Fave artist/s: Bob Marley,Akon,Tony Nyandundo,Julie Adhiambo,
Hobby: Vitendawili,swimming,ch@tting with pals,travelling~with a HUGE crew,meeting new friends,complaining,demanding my share and cracking jokes
Best Moments: When am campaigning
Worst Moments: When am NOT campaigning
NAME:UHURU Kenyatta
Nickname: Kamwana
Hood: Gatundu
Best Food: Nyamchom
W/Food: Matumbo chemsha
B/DRINK: Bluemoon
W/DRINK: Strungi
B/colour: Red
B/movie: American Gangster
W/movie: Za Nigeria
Fave song: All I do is Win...
Fave Artists: Dr.Dre,Rick Ross,Snoop,50 Cent,Tupac Notorious B.I.G....Basically,ALL GANGSTA rappers
Hobby: Getting high,Partying,Loud Music,Spending
money,answering charges and,Did I say getting high??
BEST MOMENTS: When am high!
WORST MOMENTS: ICC
NAME: MARTHA KARUA
Nickname: Iron Lady
Hood: Gichugu massive
B/Food: Githeri plain
W/Food: Chipo za Odeon
B/Drink: Tea
W/Drink: Alchohol
B/Colour: Green
B/Movie: MADEA/Naija
W/Movie: Rambo
Fave song: Girls,Who Run the World~Beyonce
Fave Artists: Gichugu Women's Choir
Hobby: Making people uncomfortable,being angry,refusing to smile,being alone,resigning and catching feelings
BEST MOMENT: When am Annoyed.
WORST MOMENT: When am Happy
NAME: MOHAMMED DIDA
Nickname: Mwalimu
Hood: Garissa
B/Food: Eat when hungry
W/Food: Eat when hungry
B/Drink: Kahawa chungu
W/Drink: Pombe
B/Colour: What For???
B/Movie: Django
W/Movie: Animation,sipendi utoto
Fave song: Gangnam Style
Fave Artists: Me.
Hobby: Eating when
hungry,preaching,resigning,debating,cracking jokes and praying
BEST MOMENTS: PRESIDENTIAL debates
WORST MOMENTS: After March 4th.
NAME: MUSALIA MUDAVADI
Nickname: Inghoho
Hood: Kakamega
B/food: Inghoho/chicken
W/Food: NOTHING
B/Drink: Chai ya jioni
W/Drink: Chang'aa
B/Movie: Animations
W/Movie: Animations
Fave song: Mukhangala
Fave artists: Gloria Muliro
Hobby: Being boring,Being boring and Being boring
BEST MOMENTS: When am Eating
WORST MOMENTS: When am NOT Eating
NAME: PETER KENNETH
Nickname: Múthúngú
Hood: Gatanga baibe!
B/Food: Pizza
W/Food: Ugali sukuma
B/Drink: French Wine
W/Drink: Uji ya Gatanga
B/Movie: Wrong Turn
W/Movie: Bongo shit!
Fave song: Swagger Like Us~ Jay Z
Fave Artists: Jay Z,Kanye West,Drake,Ke$ha,Meek Mill,J Cole and Justin Bieber
Hobby: Being cool,being proud ,smiling,posing for
cameras,shopping,manicure,pedicure,waxing...
BEST MOMENTS: When am COOL
WORST MOMENTS: When am having a bad hair day
NAME: OLE KIYAPI
Nickname: Mapengo
B/Food: Mashed potatoes
W/Food: Meat,Bones
B/Drink: Uji
W/Drink: Hot Uji
B/Movie: Vampire Diaries
W/Movie: Big Momma
Fave song: Fimbo...Chapa
Fave Artists: DNA,Willy Paul,Dunco,Hopekid,Mr Seed,DK kwenye Beat
Hobbies: Campaignin,losing my teeth,jumping,talking,meeting new pals~AND scaring them away!
BEST MOMENT: When am taken seriously
WORST MOMENT: When am Smiling!
*MUITE was NEVER allowed beyond the State House Gate*