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wazuaguest
#1 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 7:39:18 AM
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The presidential debate gave the candidates a chance to express themselves, some decided to shoot from the hip like Muite others like Dida came with a comical bazuka.I start by quoting Muite
'so there are bigger boys other than the president and the prime minister? '
Dida 'i decided to extend my class of 40 students to 40M Kenyans. '
Africa belongs to Africans.
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grolut
#2 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:24:14 AM
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PK "Not any person should take a piece of our part" - referring to Migingo. Kizungu ilimshinda jana.
In a place where thought is abandoned, freedom can become a curse.
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McReggae
#3 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:33:11 AM
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RAO: "I don't it would be easy to run the government from the hague VIA Skype!!!!!!"
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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murchr
#4 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:34:52 AM
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Dida " Teachers are lactating cows"
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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#5 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:37:11 AM
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Muite "I did not know there were bigger boys than the President and the Prime Minister"

That took the cake for me.

BBI will solve it :)
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KulaRaha
#6 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:38:34 AM
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TNA is not a tribal grouping, we have national appeal

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

(my stomach hurts from laughing)
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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KulaRaha
#7 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:39:37 AM
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My entourage brings back more loans than we spend on our trips

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

(now I'm going to get sick)
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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#8 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 9:00:40 AM
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PK "I will concede in the unlikely event that I lose"

Musalia "We will privatise KAA and the port to fund education and health care"

With that Musalia won for the blondest and damnest answer and Martha caught him squarely on that one asking him how sustainable that is if he has to sell something every time.

BBI will solve it :)
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McReggae
#9 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 9:03:05 AM
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Dida's meal:

..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rahatupu
#10 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 9:27:18 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Dida's meal:




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


"You should only eat when you are hungry"
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