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Impunity
#21 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 2:52:05 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
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Rollins wrote:
Julie wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
If either of these two deliver even 1% of what they promise, I'll eat my hat!


Me I'll eat my shoe soles as chapati!


Me i will suck my hubbys ninio!


Haiya! so they deliver 3% and you eat the damned thing? poor Hubby


If by great mistake they deliver 10% then your hubby's all groin region is minced meat!

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaka M
#22 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:05:45 PM
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Joined: 4/18/2011
Posts: 459
mukiha wrote:
QUESTION: Who told these politicians that the biggest hindrance to small enterprises is capital?

If they asked the small business people, they'd be shocked by the answer: it's getting market for goods and services.... show me where to sell, and I will never ask you for capital!




Could this be a sign of how disconnected the leaders r from the common mwananchi?
@ Mukiha I think another hindrance to small enterprises is Moral preparedness, what do u think? eg The patience to wait for a business to turn around which at times takes years.
josiah33
#23 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:38:01 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
Posts: 1,777
McReggae wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Julie wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
If either of these two deliver even 1% of what they promise, I'll eat my hat!


Me I'll eat my shoe soles as chapati!


Me i will suck my hubbys ninio!


Haiya! so they deliver 3% and you eat the damned thing? poor Hubby


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

She will do a bobbit. Poor guy.
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For Sport
#24 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:57:43 PM
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Posts: 1,229
Free laptops for all pupils enrolling in standard one.
mawinder
#25 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 4:12:56 PM
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Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
585,000 acres to be shared among Kenyans for free plus free money for youth to start businesses,return of the ICC cases to Kenya.
2012
#26 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 4:16:21 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
For Sport wrote:
Free laptops for all pupils enrolling in standard one.


That is another one!
Schools don't even have enough teachers leave alone computer literate teachers and now ndizo hizo laptops kwa watoto!

The next is free milk to bankrupt KCC. I don't like ideas borrowed from Moi, I said my last bye byes to him in 2002.

BBI will solve it
:)
Impunity
#27 Posted : Thursday, February 07, 2013 4:48:51 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,335
Location: Masada
KES.5,000 stipend per month all adults above 65.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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