[quote=ChumsQuest][quote=Mukiri][quote=essyk][quote=Mukiri]@essyk.. The 'Pastor's' blessings? Let me lay my hands on you for direct injection of blessings before you go[/quote]



Gentle gentle on my wig pastor.Don't want to scare off potentials.
Mmhh,I feel it coming! Halleluuuujah! pray oh pray in tongues of fire and brimstones for speed.
I see now,oh I see a vision of a He-man.Come baby come.
This is my year of supernatural breakthroughs.
hohoho.*trembles*[/quote]

Ekisatri!=d> Will you be a good recipient?:-) [/quote]
Is that a pastor with big hands on a woman's head? Ehe! My cuzoe in the diaspora gave me a storo that am still SMHing over....Ati some pastor in statoe was just arrested under the suspicion of aDUI....Sasa hiyo ni kusema nini? And it's a pastor with his own church and errthing...[/quote]

DUI = aDUI.
#-o

[quote=Mukiri][quote=ChumsQuest][quote=Mukiri][quote=essyk][quote=Mukiri]@essyk.. The 'Pastor's' blessings? Let me lay my hands on you for direct injection of blessings before you go[/quote]



Gentle gentle on my wig pastor.Don't want to scare off potentials.
Mmhh,I feel it coming! Halleluuuujah! pray oh pray in tongues of fire and brimstones for speed.
I see now,oh I see a vision of a He-man.Come baby come.
This is my year of supernatural breakthroughs.
hohoho.*trembles*[/quote]

Ekisatri!=d> Will you be a good recipient?:-) [/quote]
Is that a pastor with big hands on a woman's head? Ehe! My cuzoe in the diaspora gave me a storo that am still SMHing over....Ati some pastor in statoe was just arrested under the suspicion of DUI....Sasa hiyo ni kusema nini? And it's a pastor with his own church and errthing...[/quote]
I wonder what you'd have said on finding Jesus with a prostitute washing his feet? Stop judging, I knew a bishop who drank while preaching to those around him.[/quote]
Mukiri, your point is 100% correct. Am just stating a fact. Maybe I should have given more details for you to get my point...This pastor apparently opened a church in the diaspora that starts at noon specifically for peeps who've been on mwenjoyos the night before...believe me am not one to judge but am not attending a church of a pastor who was buying me one at sabina joy last night....

[quote=InnovateGuy][quote=essyk]@ Innovate



Take 2 daily for 6 weeks after meals.[/quote]

Uchokozi nayo? [/quote]

Hii ni chupa ya blue pills ama?
Kumbe kuna malong'ii mob sana humu!!

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[quote=karqui]please read as you match-make,

C & P
Things Every Girl Wants But Wont Ask For

1. Women want you to love to cuddle with them (you know you want it).

2. Women want you to love their friends (but
try not to favor the pretty, slutty one).

3. Women want you to be good with money (please pay your bills on time).

4. Women DO NOT want you to be a mama's
boy (love your mom but always love them more).

5. Women want you to make them feel safe (hold them, protect them, kill the spider in the bathroom na huyo mama wa neigbo mwenye wana beef).

6. Women want you to take charge (don't ask
Them where they want to eat, tell them where you're taking them to).

7. Women want you to put them in their place (women know they can be annoying, just tell them when to shut up).

8. Women want you to challenge them (if you
are too nice, they will take advantage).

9. Women want you to support their career (some of them strive for more than popping out a baby from in between their legs...albeit a huge undertaking, so don't send them nasty e-mail or messo).

10. Women want you to clean up after yourself
(and put away and clean your dirty boxer,...yaack).

11. Women want you to spend time with them (but leave them alone when they first walk through the door).

12. Women want you to take care of ur body and look good (but a tummy and love handles are acceptable).

13. Women want you to be funny like Plabs (this turns them on more than anything, and if you crack a good joke and make them laugh, they will sleep with you).*true/false?*

14. Women want you to put them first in
everything (they are number 1, end of story).

15. Women DO NOT want you to cheat on them (or trust me, they'll take half your assets or cheat and hook-up with half of your guy friends as revenge).

16. Women want you to listen and respect
them (the story of how their best friend started up on a new form of birth control is super importantto them).

17. Women want you to love them (tell them, show them, write it to them, let them feel the love).

18. Women want you to ravish them (but
remember to kiss before hand).

[/quote]

You can only love a woman to the extent you love your mum or mother figure in your life.But there's always that one.

Women are not annoying,they just want you to listen and see if your paying attention.

[quote=Jus Blazin][quote=specky][quote=Jus Blazin][quote=specky]kumbe tuko wengi tutafutao.......does age matter? @impunity dont answer please....i know u r taken lol[/quote]
@specky, tuma specs, age inclusive. Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya kuku ni mayai.[/quote]


@jus blazing.....sinitamwaga mtama kwa kuku wote...:-) [/quote]
Enyewe kuna ma vulture hapa pia. :-d :-d [/quote]

@jus blazin,email?