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Dear Janet Mbugua….
I have attempted to suppress my feelings since
Monday 9PM but that effort has been
subjected to futility. Yawaa I comprehend that
just like lilian muli, u r also matrimonially
abducted & as such, I should mutilate any
hopes of pursuing your affection. Nevertheless
my corneas still detect and appreciate that
both of u oozes aesthetics in gigantic
proportions, both of you not only radiate but
also advertise beauty via minimal effort.
Yawaaa indeed it is correct that birds of the
same feather locomate in unison.
On that day, Monday 21st January 2013,
2100Hrs The regalia u embedded on ur body
laminated your anatomy in a cohesive and
jealous manner. It stalked your physique,
tracing every contour that is depicted in your
fauna. Manners has barred me from oozing
positive appreciation towards ur mammary
glands in public domain, but your hips will not
be accosted similar amnesty. Woman, yawaa
flesh has resided in your pelvic areas in an
inciting manner; the bulging of ur hips at the
periphery of ur posterior ial mass is
unanimously seductive, its mere sight alerts
the organs that inhabits my loins. i emit
appreciation towards the plateau existing in ur
front abdominals as ur stomach does not
custod overlapping intestines (tyres). Yawaaa u were chiseled yawaaa!!!
Despite the fact that u are vertically endowed thereby raising ur center of gravity hence making u vulnerable to falling…irony has sided with you by condemning my heart to be the one to succumb to gravitational pull. I have fallen. yawaa Because of you, I just imported a plasma 67” 3D spectrum colour television from Australia that is charged with the onus of airing only news that is being relinquished by the tongue that is tethered in close proximity to ur alluring face.
Yours sincerely
Opiyo.
Via my 567,000 shillings laptop (950GB) …….near My jaccuzi, in my 4th other dwelling in runda, Narobi.

Have you ever imagined some of those lady anchors could be ngothaless!

I cannot blame Nyong'o now for being rude to one Lilian Muli sometimes back. It was his way of covering up what was going through his mind while seated right across this lady.