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OUTSOURCING CO. TO PUT PIRATES TO COMMISSION
Ngalaka
#1 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:06:00 AM
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Brilliant business idea to kiss ufukara bye bye.

Looking for enterprising Kenyans with whom to pull resources together and sell ourselves to all the shipping lines of the world plying the pirate-infested-waters.
We should also consider working with all the Goverments around the world with with interests in moving goods in the seas - I do not know of any that doesnt.

This idea should not be dificult to get underway,as all we need is some fellow to supply the armament while we source a submarine from some place and hit the waters running.
Kenya Govt having fallen prey in the past should not have problems issuing us with the requisite licences to legitimise our operation.

There after any thing that remotely resembles a walalo in the waters is marooned.
We shouldnt worry to much if the fellow is a fisherman or a sea tourist,as long as he has some khat with him,is licence enough to open his brains.
A week of hijack free waters and we are multi dollar millionares.

Proposed billing regime:

Shipping Companies -$ 500,000.
Govts $ 1,000,000.
One off payment.
Instant resulst
The annexed speed bouts should make for extra throw ins.

Any one out there.
Where are all the bazookas.
I can smell chapaa.

Things arent always the way they look like
Isuni yilu yi maa me muyo - ni Mbisuu
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