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chi20
#1 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 9:16:00 AM
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guka got elevation into chairmanship of rwanda's long haul truckers association,his short stint away from sk was on a familiarization tour to the vast region,met haul owners and business magnates on contracts with the truckers. he however has not hinted to skerians the million business and investment opportunities that lies within the borders of this crawly nation. kindly share with us.

chi20
Njunge
#2 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 9:25:00 AM
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@Chi20,
I share with you??........huh..!!......The winner takes it all.The world is that unfair....-:)

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Kaigangio
#3 Posted : Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:50:00 PM
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the long distance haulage and transportation was a no go zone for guka who has an experience in 202 only,and that is why he is back to SK before the expiry of his rendezvous....to qualify for masafa:

1. you must prove beyond any reasonable doubt that you can chew miraa 24/7 non stop...

2. you must have had prior experience in spinning the manually steering 16 tons John Deere trucks with little effort...

3. you must prove to be having more than 50 wives...a wife in each and every town that you pass through during the transportation session...

4. you must prove that on road you own all the road and that the rest of users have to get permission from you to use it....

guka could not qualify in any of the above and thus was kicked out.....pole sana guka!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
chemos
#4 Posted : Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:54:00 PM
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@kaigangio..
You forgot he must be a master at siphoning fuel from the trucks and selling them to those brokers on the highway to make a buck for paying for all the entertainment galores in each major truck stop....salama,mlolongo,mai mai mahiu(stupid name always makes me think of the place as place of hot shit),salgaaa. etc..
Njunge
#5 Posted : Tuesday, November 03, 2009 2:02:00 PM
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And to you all haters.....eh?....Tusikutane kwa barabara......I'll be happy to watch the Rongai truck chew your brari mikebe...-:)

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
leona
#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 03, 2009 2:37:00 PM
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Kagizzard,
You forgot..
6. Be knowledgable and always updated regarding the latest matusi and mchongoano in Town and be ready to use them on anybody along the way who belittles your driving skills..or on a bad day,anybody along the way!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Tuesday, November 03, 2009 2:43:00 PM
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@ chemos,leona

thanks guys....still guka can't qualify in any including the additionals.....poor guka!! hawesmek!!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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