1. People who on first meeting/conversation ask to find out your tribe,even before they find out what you do.
2. Persons with whom you have no friendship,family e.t.c dropping by the office to say hi,just because you share a tribe.
3. Persons,who after finding out where one works,say things like ' Aha that's where all the money is! or Si huko mnakula vizuri sana?' If money or food is their primary concern,why can't they look for jobs in the same organisation or look around for the best restaurants?
4. You are in the middle of a conversation with a friend or colleague and some bastard breaks into the conversation in vernacular,that either your or your colleague do not understand.
5. Catholic church parishes with first,second e.t.c collection in the same mass.
6. You are in a supermarket payment counter reading 'Express; 9 items or less' and infront of you is a woman with two trolleys.
7. Counters 17,18 and 19 at the General Post Office (GPO) in Nairobi. If their boss is serious or any different,the CCTV footage over only two days would be enough to justify sacking of at least 5 people who evidently just laze around most of the time.
8. Persons who just drop by the office with no agenda,ignoring your busy schedule and go on to say 'was just saying hi,only to end up taking 10 minutes talking about nothing'
9. Older and working relatives who call to say how is so and so,habari yako and after two minutes or so end with ' nimesota nisambazie ka fifty'. Don't they know of Okoa Jahazi?
10. People who strategically time you for a lift,but will never ever even offer to share the fuel bill (I don't hev to accept the help),despite the fact that most of the time,they leave your floor mats dirty or headrest grimy and cause you to increase the frequency of carwash. And people who an alighting from or entering your car bang the door so hard you feel pressure reduction in your ears,yet the door has some electronic mechanism in it that may not absorb the shock.
People who immediately they get into your car,they start fidgeting with door handles,CD player,checking the service tag,attempting to peel stickers,scrubbing the airbag cover with dry nails e.t.c
Everyday!