how about flirting..the 'new generation' flirting..a habit is a disease,a dangerous one.

giaku nikiria kii nda,icingi ni cia muingi!!!!

These ujinga on our roads piss me off:-
- ppl who stop cars on the road to drop someone or say hi
- Idiots who park on the road (Biashara st. esp) ati the wife is dashing to buy something
- City Hoppers and KBS matatus
- Slow idiots on the speeding lane.
- Full lights idiots
- bicycle riders at night without reflectors
- Personal cars that overtake in traffic (I no longer mind matatus)

The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

takeaway..chips funga,kalighter,kaburungo .....i think h@#$% is out dated..and yes..its all starts from a flirt... and ofcourse i heard this jana from one of them ' naskia sikuhizi unadrive a ka KBJ,tukainone ama?'

giaku nikiria kii nda,icingi ni cia muingi!!!!

Poor time keeping... then the dude comes smiling not even aplologizing but with a crazy statement like ' ulifika mapema sana! ....

Mediocrity and guys who expect you to do all the thinking for their life... and the guy says sasa ningefanya? .. I almost want to retort.. kufikiria ni bure

whinners.. it is everyone else's problem but them.. have you had lunch with someone only for them to whine through the meal.. or is that what is called throwing a pity party.

anyway this is life and life is what we make it.

I go to church and the girl who comes and sits right in front of me is wearing very tight jeans and a short top. When she sits her underwear peeks out from the top of the jeans. I ignore it but my one and half year old kid cannot,so he keeps reaching and pulling at the thingis when I am concentrating on the service. He manages to pull at the underwear twice at which point i stop listening to the preacher and concentrate of preventing the child from inconveniencing the lady infront of us and possibly getting smacked in the process especially since the lady is so furious now. Cant guys,both ladies and gentlement just dress decently in church???? I dont care what they choose to display and where,but surely in church!!!!

God is good

backing up to my face with a stunk weave sewn on or murky braids in a lift... not.cool!

if you can not be kind,at least have the decency to be vague

Cheap/Idle talk (Doesn't help in anything) from some learned fellows.
Really disgusts me!
We have so many problems and i feel they should be talking/giving us FORMULAS.

Let My Conscience Be Ever Alive.

wewe kamangu. si scrotch ni yake. what is your beef. haki yake! haki yake! memories bwana! had a pastor who used to visit our home when we were younger na alikuwa na hiyo habit. i swear ku-concentrate on what he was saying was a big problem. kati kati ya a serious point in the sermon halafu all of a sudden...grab and scratch. and he was always doing it when seated and with legs apart. hahaha.

Guys who leave the office door open after visiting,

Those big mamas (no pun intended) who sit in a mat as if they own it.They can't even create space for the next person and the conductor can't leave with the seat empty..

guys who throw empty food packagings from moving vehicles,ladies well endowed who swagger across the road even when vehicles are speeding[thinking every drive will let them pass so as to have a free view]

Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't