REASONS WHY VOTING IS LOW.
1. KISUMU VOTERS - We thought
they would create an Iphone App
for registering online......You dont
expect Us to burn fuel driving to a
registration centre....
2. MOMBASA Voters= We wake up
at 10am, have breakfast til
Midday,start preparing lunch at
1pm, lunch is ready by 3pm. We
start eating. Lunch is over by 4pm.
We rest a bit. Its already 5.30pm!
When do we REGISTER?!!
3. NAIROBI Voters= You wake up at
5am. Get stuck in traffic til 10am.
U have to extend office work past
5.30pm. Get stuck in traffic AGAIN
for 5 hours going home. When do I
register???
4. MERU Voters= If they can bring
the IEBC guys right in our Miraa
farms,We could register like crazy!
5. MACHAKOS Voters= You wake Up
at 5am to go looking for
Water.Come back home at 8pm
WITH NO WATER! Register,My ass!
6. EMBU Voters= People ARE
REGISTERING??? WHERE?? For
WHAT???
7. TURKANA Voters= We are in
KENYA??!! Oh,tell Us about it!
8. WESTERN Voters= Its Bull-fighting
season,duh?!! So,Me, WAFULA,Leave
a Bull- fighting arena to go
register??? Nikka(Nigga) preeeeéese!
9. KALENJIN Voters= Everyone who
is eligible to vote among Us is busy
training for a marathon!
10. NYERI Voters= We start
domestic violence every 8pm at
night! And IT NEVER ENDS!
So,basicaly,we r too busy fighting to
go register!
11. GARISSA Voters= 5 YEARS
ALREADY OVER??? God! We thought
its 2010 !!!