...and then one evening a week later somewhere in machakos...
...as moffat maitha alights from an old datsun 1200 pickup registration KDL 221 wearing an old dirty brown codrouy, an untacked baggy khaki shirt, black leather boots, pitch black gogles and a synthetic leather godfather hat carrying a khaki paper wrapped in black polythene paper accompanied by a young stout youth and two elderly men, he briefly talks to the two elderly men and they enter the premises where two elderly men and a young lady are waiting....
moffat (
as he sits down), "habari wazee na dada"
after a brief greetings exchange...
moffat "sasa mnayua ya kwamba....."
wazee "....ni kweli..kweli kabisa"
moffat "sasa wazee wangu mnataka........."
young lady "you!!you!!!#*&^^>!!!mkundu wa nyoka!!!"
moffat "wewe kuba......"
wazee "hey wee kimya!! hatukunja hapa kutukanana"
young lady "*^*^*#....wanaume!"
moffat "asi!!........."
wazee "......."
young lady "......."
wazee "........"
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young lady "10 million"
moffat "hio haiwezi kupatikana, iko 50,000"
wazee "wee kijana hii mambo ni serious piu"
wazee "..."
moffat "....."
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moffat "sawa 500,000 bei ya yioni"
young lady "hiyo ni sawa"
they leave the premises after greeting each other warmly and saying bye to each other..
later in the month...
judge "what do you say lady"
young lady "moffat has been my boyfriend and our sexual encounter was consented and i was not forced. i am therefore withdrawing the case against moffat"
outside the court as moffat addresses his supporters...
moffat (
amidst applause) "asanteni nyinyi wote kwa kuwa nami in this tribulation period....mnayua kwamba kuna mwana siasa ambaye sitamtaya yina lake ndiye anataka kunimaliza kisiasa...money has been poured to finish me na hatutamruhusu mtu yeyote aye kutuharibia constituency yetu!!!!"
nayivunia kuwa mkenya!!!
