set him up with anti corruption folks...but be warned the guy could come looking for you. just ask the guy who used to own The horseman in karen....he sold it

Thou shall not bribe! God is against this vice!

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@WENDZ

pliz,dont bribe,u can get it with some patience with the legal process.

SECONDLY n most important,pliz go for one.why?

a pal of mine lost her ID around feb this year and since she doesnt require it for her day to day activities,she opted not to hustle for it.

about two weeks ago,the police tracked her to her place of business armed with all her details-3 names,id number,serial no. clearly positive identification.

then the why they were there-wanted for numerous thefts and carjackings n to help with some investigations,........need i say more?


be happy!

@camaranda

u right,only that out on bail.

chuma bado motoni.


be happy!

Legalizing corruption is the way to go. The Govt should just have a counter for express service where a Kenyan pays the 1,000 you could have used to bribe and gets the ID in a day instead of fighting a losing battle. Those who can wait for 3 months go through the normal way. More revenue to the Govt,better service for those in a hurry. Au vipi?

I wont bribe.

I just wanted to know whether he/she just went to the chief and left it at that and how long it is going to take.

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

We thought we would deal a death blow to corruption in the judiciary by raising their salaries and allowances...

Now they do not want to be scrutinized

Kila kitu kiasi...kula,kunywa,kucheza na hata ujinga...

you talked of legalizing! it would never end because once this is done there will still be corruption as some guys will try to loot the 'legal' bribe. man will never be satisfied with what he/she has and therefore this vice will never be completely solved.

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.

I needed a renewal for my passport and this kubafu asks me for renewal fee that is around 8k. I really wanted it fast so that i could get a visa. He told me if i give a total of 15k all together i will get the passport in the evening. I thought the deal was sweet and obliged. I got the passport the same day............But guys do you know one thing there is a office inside nyayo house that deals with the same situation officially. You go explain your case give correct docs and you get the passport the same day without giving out a single cent so this mavi ya kuku just got my 7k for nothing....i wish i can remember his face and i will pull his balls out. Guys are out there trying to eat from a system that is corrupt free and since we are used to corruption we go there with kitu kidogo on our other pocket.

life is an endless adventure

@feish
Sorry for that,the guy just swindled you,as for me i refused i had my passport and some parents docs,only to be asked birth certificate even for my grand mum! He was a big joker i'm telling you and when he saw i'm getting hot under the collar that's when he pulled the grand ma and grand dad birth certi people who were born in 1930's where were birth certifcates in kenya then?? He wanted me to pass him something under the table and i refused told him where to go! and told him i can do without the ID anyway. How i wish they could have specimen notes which you can give them if they demand bribe then police ambush the dude and tell them the notes are specimen hence its evidence of them taking bribes at work and they get taken to court charged and also sacked!

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg