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Kingwa Kamencu is back!!!
Kwanini
#141 Posted : Friday, November 02, 2012 4:44:02 PM
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wazere never had such a hilarious rib cracking thread ever !eti stylo ya Commando Ndethe!
"For i am the master and the captain of my fate"
youcan'tstopusnow
#142 Posted : Friday, November 02, 2012 8:01:13 PM
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Yaani FOKA (Friends Of KAmenchu) couldn't even manage 10 dudes? Anyway, with the 10k or so raised, akanunue panty!

In other news, by not attending, Impunity has blown his chance of being 1st Gentleman. I had begun picturing him storming into various media houses at night and slapping journalists. Or causing temper tantrums when wrongly addressed...
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
Lolest!
#143 Posted : Friday, November 02, 2012 8:25:35 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:


In other news, by not attending, Impunity has blown his chance of being 1st Gentleman. I had begun picturing him storming into various media houses at night and slapping journalists. Or causing temper tantrums when wrongly addressed...
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
alma
#144 Posted : Friday, November 02, 2012 8:56:35 PM
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This has got to be the thread of the year. No landings and no ngothas.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
simonkabz
#145 Posted : Friday, November 02, 2012 11:03:55 PM
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[quote=Gordon Gekko]Please vote for me!!! I have no ngothas sniff sniff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCTGlGttGk[/quote]

lol!
u made me choke on my beer u f***.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Impunity
#146 Posted : Saturday, November 03, 2012 2:19:07 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
youcan'tstopusnow wrote:


In other news, by not attending, Impunity has blown his chance of being 1st Gentleman. I had begun picturing him storming into various media houses at night and slapping journalists. Or causing temper tantrums when wrongly addressed...
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

smile
Portfolio: Sold
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jaggernaut
#147 Posted : Saturday, November 03, 2012 3:03:16 PM
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C&P

"It's about beginning a discussion on values" and how they influence our "political values and political culture". What don't you people understand about that!
Gordon Gekko
#148 Posted : Saturday, November 03, 2012 4:30:22 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
C&P

"It's about beginning a discussion on values" and how they influence our "political values and political culture". What don't you people understand about that!


So so existential, step aside Albert Camus!!!!!!
wazuaguest
#149 Posted : Saturday, November 03, 2012 7:47:50 PM
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'Haha, I can’t believe that I have to talk about this. Well, I remember he once found us in the sitting room, where I was massaging Wanja’s back. That was just ' Kigwa Kamenchu aka madam president Sugarcane

http://www.nation.co.ke/...1/-/vgewaqz/-/index.html
Africa belongs to Africans.
Mukiri
#150 Posted : Saturday, November 03, 2012 9:38:50 PM
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But you have to love her, wouldn't it be nice to have a commando president? Photo journalist would try to capture other 'parts'. Parts that have seen Oxford.

Proverbs 19:21
rock
#151 Posted : Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:14:06 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Her Excellencys highly publicised party attractf less than 10 people.-DN pg 3

Woi! If i had known that i would've gone just to ogleDrool This thread title could be changed to "kingwa kamencu's back" and still make sense!!!
kayoh
#152 Posted : Thursday, November 08, 2012 9:39:15 AM
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Okay,everybody,hate me now. I'm not one of her admirers. I find her nothing but a tiresome unseemly attention hoe who has more chance of flying to Uranus than making a respectable showing at the ballot.
Quote:
Like all of her demographic she makes the right noises about good governance,poverty reduction,gender parity and 'womens rights.' The media and the public conditioned to respond positively to these buzz words automatically feels a warm fuzzy feeling and nods approvingly. However questions remain;exactly who is setting the agenda,writing the code so to speak? Yes,I know its unkind to interrogate females,especially tearful women but such are the times we find ourselves in.
Truth be told,there is nothing new in Kingwa.

http://karanjazplace.blo...-kenyan-women-want.html
quicksand
#153 Posted : Thursday, November 08, 2012 12:13:42 PM
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rock wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Her Excellencys highly publicised party attractf less than 10 people.-DN pg 3

Woi! If i had known that i would've gone just to ogleDrool This thread title could be changed to "kingwa kamencu's back" and still make sense!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Neeeat!!!!
nostoppingthis
#154 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2012 12:34:24 PM
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butterflyke
#155 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2012 1:34:15 PM
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Philip Ochieng's take on Kamencu - interesting one, especially when read using the wazua landingspeak smile

C&P: "The answer is that, in a men’s world, a woman’s pelvic protuberance is the Cape of Good Hope.

There, a wise woman — presidential material — knows a lot better than to clog the sea avenues that can lead Don Juan beyond the promontory to the hinterland of Kimberley and Witwatersrand without let or hindrance."




Philip Ochieng DN article

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
harrydre
#156 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:27:55 PM
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xyzee
#157 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 5:31:40 PM
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Has she handed in her nomination papers?
Lolest!
#158 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2013 3:44:09 PM
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kingwa wrote:
Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
King G
#159 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2013 3:48:34 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
kingwa wrote:
Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions


That now is being a pervert!!!!
Thieves
Lolest!
#160 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2013 4:07:32 PM
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King G wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
kingwa wrote:
Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions


That now is being a pervert!!!!

me thinks it's worse. She must be crazy judging from the stuff she posts on fb...
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