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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:famooz wrote:Geeke! This mama is fly like this? Ama this is not the crying president? I see why @ impunity is all over this thread She is good, and to add that she is a Meru just cream it all. @Famooz, launch a party and it's manifesto....kura za wazua ni mingi!!! and for sure @ Impunity ni running mate...campaign kitty, tutafanya mchango....slightly more than we do for the mbuzi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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From facebook: She's an ordinary mwananchi: kingwa wrote:Gotta love my life, wildest levels of incongruity. Had a water shortage at the hostel where i live this morning and so about an hour and a half before the presidential press conference, yours truly was doing gymnastics in the bathroom, attempting to wash her whole body and face with a three litre keringet bottle of water. kingwa wrote:On the night bus bound for Busia.... Easy Coach is nice, clean, comfortable, moderately paced, not like those fast wildly driven buses of zamani which from the second you entered would send u into frenzied communion with your maker begging him not to take you off the earth as your work was not done. Or like the loud dusty Akamba's where chickens would be squawking all over your face, a goat chewing on your skirt or ten of the standing passengers half sitting on you. No, Easy Coach is easy. Kudos Easy Coach. Ma moods: kingwa wrote:I need to say this, there's a certain species of imbeciles that thinks that they know how to run a presidential campaign and knows how i ought to speak and respond to people and what not. Well, if you know so much, why aren't you running yourself? Hapa sisemi kitu!! kingwa wrote:Sometimes I like to ponder on history. When the Brits colonized us they left us a missionary position. If we had been colonized by the Indians, we would have nothing less than the Kamasutra. Would we not be a superpower by now?
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville
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I've known Kingwa from her campo days and she has brilliant brains. I will not say much but that I preferred her in a momolet days when she had some weight (the derriere was wacha tu), then her warm smile reached the eyes and she could hold a conversation without getting all teary, we discussed Maya Angelou, John Kiriamiti, Stanley Gazemba and her book To Grasp at a Star. Losing weight made some of the warmth disappear from her smile and her heart to go soft. But she is a beautiful soul. "Money never sleeps"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Money Whisperer wrote:I've known Kingwa from her campo days and she has brilliant brains. I will not say much but that I preferred her in a momolet days when she had some weight (the derriere was wacha tu), then her warm smile reached the eyes and she could hold a conversation without getting all teary, we discussed Maya Angelou, John Kiriamiti, Stanley Gazemba and her book To Grasp at a Star. Losing weight made some of the warmth disappear from her smile and her heart to go soft. But she is a beautiful soul. Do u have any of her MOMO-era pikshas? @Lolest I can see she knows alot of the "good" things especially the way of life of kina John Burton Speke and the Coolies. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/3/2012 Posts: 1,317
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McReggae wrote:PK is being wooed to run for Nairobi garbana!!!! That would be nice...sets him up really well for 2017
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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@famooz am made to understand that in her former MOMO days she a body to reLIE on...what say you?How does a Meru MOMO appeals? In my peacefull existence I have only seen a Meru slim upwards but with a great future behind her. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047
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@ impunity Ati "great future behind her" And now i am lost. What is 'MOMO' ? Inbox me ! In other unrelated news: @ nostop,check your inbox .......
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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will definitely changa for your campaign kitty...usiwe na wasiwasi...!! Your party shall be called IPO...Independent Party Outbound Hapa Meru people have great future behind them...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047
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nostoppingthis wrote: will definitely changa for your campaign kitty...usiwe na wasiwasi...!! Your party shall be called IPO...Independent Party Outbound Hapa Meru people have great future behind them... "part" would have an even deeper meaning
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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famooz wrote:nostoppingthis wrote: will definitely changa for your campaign kitty...usiwe na wasiwasi...!! Your party shall be called IPO...Independent Party Outbound Hapa Meru people have great future behind them... "part" would have an even deeper meaning i see you get the drift!!!"Supporting documents nayo!!!!" That would most definitely be appropriate...CC @Impunity
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/18/2008 Posts: 796
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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. Which is the only area where she needs to be MOMO!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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mozenrat wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. Which is the only area where she needs to be MOMO! The upper-front should be of medium MOMO though. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973
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Impunity wrote:mozenrat wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. Which is the only area where she needs to be MOMO! The upper-front should be of medium MOMO though. Aye!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville
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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. That's why I used the word "momolet" she wasn't a full momo. "Money never sleeps"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Money Whisperer wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. That's why I used the word "momolet" she wasn't a full momo. And is it highly likely that she the momolet will mutate into a full blown MOMO once she settles under a big pinetree? I am now afraid that the pictures we are seeing are real life photoshop. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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Impunity wrote:mozenrat wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:@Impunity, the pic I posted with her facing away represents her MOMO days!!!! The lady in that pic is not a full MOMO,if anything she is only a MOMO at the centre-rear. Which is the only area where she needs to be MOMO! The upper-front should be of medium MOMO though. Eeeiiish @impunity, kwani you have become the Mutahi Ngunyi of MOMO! Ua analysis is up unmatched! If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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