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Kingwa Kamencu is back!!!
Kaigangio
#21 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:08:05 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Magigi wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
My instincts tell me she is destined for greater things. Her beauty will be a vital ingredient though, you know............. over 70 Nominated MPs and over 12 nominated senators come to mind.

...Where is the beauty here my friend? With all that pubic hair weave or whatever it is, on her head!!!


Wacha wivu. the beauty is in the eyes of beholder...Weka ya Katimba hapa we compare..Genuine Katimba!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Impunity
#22 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:10:39 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:



She urgently needs a man.d'oh! Impunity MAN UP!!d'oh! d'oh!


What are the signs?
d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

simonkabz
#23 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:11:38 PM
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Location: Cameroon
Magigi wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
My instincts tell me she is destined for greater things. Her beauty will be a vital ingredient though, you know............. over 70 Nominated MPs and over 12 nominated senators come to mind.

...Where is the beauty here my friend? With all that pubic hair weave or whatever it is, on her head!!!


Asi! She is good bana, ok, at least above average. Better than all the SOWS in the pigsty. As for that forest on her poor head, just cover the face.......
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#24 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:13:41 PM
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Location: Cameroon
Impunity wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:



She urgently needs a man.d'oh! Impunity MAN UP!!d'oh! d'oh!


What are the signs?
d'oh!


She has this empty look.....It takes certain skills my friend, seems you are not as refined as I initially thought!!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Impunity
#25 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:16:17 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:



She urgently needs a man.d'oh! Impunity MAN UP!!d'oh! d'oh!


What are the signs?
d'oh!


She has this empty look.....It takes certain skills my friend, seems you are not as refined as I initially thought!!


smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Lolest!
#26 Posted : Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:05:34 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Magigi wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
My instincts tell me she is destined for greater things. Her beauty will be a vital ingredient though, you know............. over 70 Nominated MPs and over 12 nominated senators come to mind.

...Where is the beauty here my friend? With all that pubic hair weave or whatever it is, on her head!!!

Pray Pray Pray
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Coolio
#27 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 1:38:58 AM
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Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
Some panel beating will do magic on her looks.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
McReggae
#28 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 8:24:49 AM
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Location: Nairobi
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
nostoppingthis
#29 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 8:27:16 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
@McDoba...hiyo picha!!!...Kamenchu na iTiNA...when does she make her move?!!!!!
McReggae
#30 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 8:29:38 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
nostoppingthis wrote:
@McDoba...hiyo picha!!!...Kamenchu na iTiNA...when does she make her move?!!!!!


Unajua KK ni rafiki yangu sana so siwezi ongea maneno mabaya juu yake, ni kama anatafuta nomination.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
FundamentAli
#31 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 10:49:31 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/4/2008
Posts: 1,289
Location: Nairobi
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:



She urgently needs a man.d'oh! Impunity MAN UP!!d'oh! d'oh!


Saw her last night on telly and was left with question marks.
simonkabz
#32 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 11:07:28 AM
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Location: Cameroon
McReggae wrote:

Yummy!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
banyamulenge
#33 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 11:44:44 AM
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Posts: 481
simonkabz wrote:
McReggae wrote:

Yummy!


@Makorogo, weka ile mbisha kama amesimama na ameangalia huko in that outfit then the Wazere judges led by @Impunity can give the full Technical specifications and the verdict. Drool Drool

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
McReggae
#34 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 11:59:08 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@banyamulenge, like this one:

..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
ZZE123
#35 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 12:28:39 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/21/2008
Posts: 2,490
Applause
McReggae wrote:
@banyamulenge, like this one:


Haaaaiya… My president!Applause Applause Applause
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
banyamulenge
#36 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 12:55:15 PM
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Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 481
ZZE123 wrote:
Applause
McReggae wrote:
@banyamulenge, like this one:


Haaaaiya… My president!Applause Applause Applause


Kaiyambaaaa!!! Technical specs will be out in a flash!!Applause Applause

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
Impunity
#37 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 1:24:14 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
banyamulenge wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Applause
McReggae wrote:
@banyamulenge, like this one:


Haaaaiya… My president!Applause Applause Applause


Kaiyambaaaa!!! Technical specs will be out in a flash!!Applause Applause

Kumbe she has legs to stand on and a great future behind covered in that black skirt!!!
And she is still 27 years old as she was last year???
Kura yangu na yake ni kitu moja.
Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Lolest!
#38 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 2:01:17 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Impunity wrote:
And she is still 27 years old as she was last year???
Kura yangu na yake ni kitu moja.
Applause

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I'm told a popular rift valley female musician has adjusted her age downwards several times
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
aemathenge
#39 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 2:11:47 PM
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Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Mama Mia. I might register as voter after all.
McReggae
#40 Posted : Friday, October 12, 2012 2:31:34 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
@banyamulenge, now I got the one you wanted!!!!

..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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