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Kenyan Mpig stuck in Dubai after steamy session!
Impunity
#1 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 3:09:08 PM
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RINK: Substandard on Monday today.
One of campus divers dissappeared with muhishiwa's belongings from credit card to chupi.
The mpig is currently asking serikali iingilie kati.
Who could this be?
I am thinking of one khumundu-khumundu!

d'oh!
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McReggae
#2 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 3:18:20 PM
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1st time MP!!!
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 3:21:40 PM
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McReggae wrote:
1st time MP!!!

Is kabondo wa mahindi a first timer?
d'oh!
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rock
#4 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 3:33:11 PM
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Cant be..he is in kenya
Impunity
#5 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:05:55 PM
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rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#6 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:10:22 PM
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Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


He is not monister or assistant monister for your info!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Robinhood
#7 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:16:17 PM
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Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


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FundamentAli
#8 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:17:12 PM
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Did she take his passport?
Impunity
#9 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:26:12 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


He is not monister or assistant monister for your info!!!!

He is assistant in the pm's office,ask saBABU and I hope you get the pun above.
smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#10 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:30:11 PM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


He is not monister or assistant monister for your info!!!!

He is assistant in the pm's office,ask saBABU and I hope you get the pun above.
smile


I am saying that the guilty one has not portfolio in the current government.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#11 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:31:28 PM
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FundamentAli wrote:
Did she take his passport?

She integrated mhishiwa from credit card to chupi,you still expect that a passport could be left?These are divers and not your usual Mwendes in rivr-rori.
His is an immigration issue and thats why he is asking the gaament to iingilia kati.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#12 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:36:15 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


He is not monister or assistant monister for your info!!!!

He is assistant in the pm's office,ask saBABU and I hope you get the pun above.
smile


I am saying that the guilty one has not portfolio in the current government.

Is he a vocal mpig?
Then he could be the mswahili wa bara kutoka chenganeni in bonde la ufa!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

quicksand
#13 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:41:16 PM
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Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


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chemos
#14 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:47:49 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Hopelessly lost!!!!
Non-kenyans cannot lift any intelligence by reading this site, it is mind bogglingly convoluted. This means Wazua will never get a truly global audience,..even a pan-african one to begin with. That one is on you Wazua Admin cause of your occasional strict editorializing smile



RUDI KENYA..

Ng'ambo sio kenya
quicksand
#15 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 4:53:35 PM
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chemos wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Hopelessly lost!!!!
Non-kenyans cannot lift any intelligence by reading this site, it is mind bogglingly convoluted. This means Wazua will never get a truly global audience,..even a pan-african one to begin with. That one is on you Wazua Admin cause of your occasional strict editorializing smile



RUDI KENYA..

Ng'ambo sio kenya

Boss! niko Nairobi!
Impunity
#16 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 5:04:07 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
quicksand wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Hopelessly lost!!!!
Non-kenyans cannot lift any intelligence by reading this site, it is mind bogglingly convoluted. This means Wazua will never get a truly global audience,..even a pan-african one to begin with. That one is on you Wazua Admin cause of your occasional strict editorializing smile

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Coolio
#17 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 5:56:49 PM
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quicksand wrote:
chemos wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Hopelessly lost!!!!
Non-kenyans cannot lift any intelligence by reading this site, it is mind bogglingly convoluted. This means Wazua will never get a truly global audience,..even a pan-african one to begin with. That one is on you Wazua Admin cause of your occasional strict editorializing smile



RUDI KENYA..

Ng'ambo sio kenya

Boss! niko Nairobi!

Wazua rocks my world!!!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
mkeiyd
#18 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 6:00:54 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rock wrote:
Cant be..he is in kenya

What about buddy? (all puns intented)
smile


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Hopelessly lost!!!!
Non-kenyans cannot lift any intelligence by reading this site, it is mind bogglingly convoluted. This means Wazua will never get a truly global audience,..even a pan-african one to begin with. That one is on you Wazua Admin cause of your occasional strict editorializing smile

@quicksand, As a wazua member, i find the coding and cryptic posting of touchy matters a plus for wazua. At this rate, we'll have our in-house code writers and crackers before the 2013 elections,i;e if we don't have them already.
Those non-kenyans better pull up their socks or whatever they wish to pull up.
Njung'e
#19 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 10:26:24 PM
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murchr
#20 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2012 11:14:57 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Kourtney....Cottony!!


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