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'kaa ngumu' has been driving Moi's stolen Range Rover
Mastermind
#11 Posted : Friday, September 07, 2012 11:12:03 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Gumo sio mwizi ni driver wake arikutiriwo na range pare CMC...

Halafu wakamwekerea.
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Elder
#12 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 9:57:26 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
alustaadh wrote:
at least he stole from the rich.....a sort of Robinhood

robinhood alipelekea maskini!

Maybe our politicians are evolving: instead of stealing from us they are stealing from the rich politicians.
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famooz
#13 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 1:14:01 PM
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When they showed us the features of that car,i understood why he stole it :) :)
tycho
#14 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 1:19:33 PM
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System ya maja . . . majambaziii!
Intelligentsia
#15 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:23:19 PM
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What, stealing em-oh-one's ride, now pips are taking him to court left right and centre - enyewe he's having a very busy retirement.

Some Kenyans really have guts: First you steal a ride (ex-Preso's no less), then you be taking the same car for service at the same CMC yard you stole it from? SMDH d'oh!

Can you imagine if it was in the 1990s ndo ameshikwo...angevutwa one pubic hair at a time na pliers at a certain Nyayo sth address near GPO. Pray

But Ngumu amethink big hapa:If you want to steal a car, by all means go for a R.Rover Sport and its peers, why steal a Vitz yet the jail term for stealing a car (whatever the make/value) is the same?

@Lolest and @tycho Laughing out loudly
ngugifred
#16 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:28:11 PM
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Why doesn't Kaa Ngumu concentrate on killing City Park Monkeys and leave Grand theft Auto to Wangige and Muchatha Mafia?

By the way, why is he against Monkeys? Instead of killing monkeys we should kill Kaa Ngumu for infiltrating City Park. Muthaiga is part of City Park!Sad
iMANI
#17 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:32:26 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Gumo sio mwizi ni driver wake arikutiriwo na range pare CMC...

Halafu wakamwekerea.


smile

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#18 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:39:48 PM
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#19 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:02:34 PM
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iMANI wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Gumo sio mwizi ni driver wake arikutiriwo na range pare CMC...

Halafu wakamwekerea.


smile

harafu akapiga duru....akapiga duru....

hata juzi wariwekerea Kimunya pare kwa bunge, ndio afutwe kazi..

hata wewe unaweza wekerewa

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#20 Posted : Saturday, September 08, 2012 8:21:16 PM
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Missed the whole thing but read about the car here...http://blog.caranddriver.com/170000-range-rover-autobiography-ultimate-edition-headed-to-geneva/

Land Rover is planning only a run of 500 units worldwide.
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