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kaza		#1 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:29:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/30/2008 Posts: 35		Able to speak some English Able to wash car.................................
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mtaalam		#2 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:34:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/2/2006 Posts: 519		Ha ha ha.... able to sleep without falling off the seat... able to katia a mboch Bright and interesting people talk about ideas. Those of average intelligence talk about things. Stupid people talk about other people.
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Dizzy		#3 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:58:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/24/2007 Posts: 18		he must be able to make more noise than you when visited by thugs.... also run faster Strike while the iron is hot
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Kioko_Nesa		#4 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:59:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/8/2007 Posts: 87		Must come from western (They are honest) Kioko
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skodhe		#5 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:38:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/3/2009 Posts: 112		Must know how to salute Sleeping like a littel baby
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simonkabz		#6 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:55:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		Must have a big unforgiving rungu...... The only reason why some people are still alive is coz its illegal to shoot them!! TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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stanokim		#7 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:31:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/18/2009 Posts: 57		must be the best dreamer
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Impunity		#8 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:34:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada		Must come from Western Priovince,a radius of 100KM about the Kakamega town centre. The Hague...or Local Triburnal ama TJRC. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Noble		#9 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:54:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/19/2009 Posts: 173 Location: NAIROBI		Must be able to send greetings(Nusu ya kuonana)
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ji		#10 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:56:00 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/7/2006 Posts: 51		The Maasai guards are a cut above the rest. You draft the rules and hand him to implement..guess what? they don't take any exceptions or variations later. Kama hakuna kuingia after 10pm it applies to kila mtu from the boss to intruders. 'I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.'
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skodhe		#11 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:18:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/3/2009 Posts: 112		A good watchie eats ugali baridi Sleeping like a littel baby
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shumakubwa		#12 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:23:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 9/11/2007 Posts: 11		what about being able to be loved by your wife??????? sack him sk
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TAZ		#13 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:24:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/14/2007 Posts: 4,152		Should know how to keep his mouth shut incase you come very late with a 'take-away'. Ever wondered why he is always given free food by mama. life is too short to blend in
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jaheim		#14 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:28:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/11/2008 Posts: 134		@shumakubwa Some things you wont have control over them,if your mamaa is the type that can part legs for watchman then you are finished. Nothing you can do about some of these things Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg
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Lyra		#15 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:38:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 56		@ Taz Very funny,not true all the time,sometimes when you have excess food in the hse instead of throwing it in the bin or giving to the dogs the poor guy can have some. Women just happen to be motherly to provide food thats all...... 'Do all the good you can,by all the means you can,in all the ways you can, in all the places you can,to all the people you can,as long as ever you can'. John Wesley English Preacher (1703-1791) 'Do all the good you can,by all the means you can,in all the ways you can, in all the places you can,to all the people you can,as long as ever you can'. John Wesley English Preacher (1703-1791)
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Kamaa		#16 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:42:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/6/2007 Posts: 1,177 Location: Nairobi - Kenya		c'mon kwani hizi qualities zimewafika wapi? you've heard me.. When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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skodhe		#17 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:47:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/3/2009 Posts: 112		'Some things you wont have control over them,if your mamaa is the type that can part legs for watchman then you are finished. Nothing you can do about some of these things' What about Babaa and the house girls. Sleeping like a littel baby
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Engine		#18 Posted : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:50:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/26/2008 Posts: 90		Watchie or house girl,wote ni working class... Engine
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Magigi		#19 Posted : Friday, September 25, 2009 2:45:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		...should behave like shirandula
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