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mawinder
#31 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:29:14 PM
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banyamulenge wrote:
quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


Applause Applause Applause Applause
So baada ya kunywa lemon water did you eat without washing your hands ama uliitisha wapi sink?

umegunduliwa for using wazua language.
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majimaji
#32 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:41:52 PM
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ralp_mutu wrote:
Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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KenSaf
#33 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 2:17:18 PM
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quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
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KenSaf
#34 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 2:22:12 PM
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ralp_mutu wrote:
Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
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chemos
#35 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 2:36:26 PM
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All those cutlery means those hotels are rich..hawajui nini ya kuzifanyia... whn i was a bachelor i always knew where to shop for the best cutlery... still have some upto date..
hebu give me directions to that kahotel..
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Njung'e
#36 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 2:41:01 PM
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quicksand wrote:

On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly .....Consider yourself sued for broken ribs.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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MKWASI
#37 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 3:21:42 PM
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quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


Just raise an invoice and send it to me. I will pay..for the fee to laugh show. You made my day!!!
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essyk
#38 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:29:41 PM
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Hii story ya kunywa maji ya lemon, I heard 2 years ago.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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rock
#39 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 4:49:29 PM
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essyk wrote:
Hii story ya kunywa maji ya lemon, I heard 2 years ago.

Ditto.na si kwa ubaya..its like that story for guys who were going to msa,when they fikad mtito wa ndei the driver somehow confused,changed direction and headed back to nbi n only realized when at mlolongo i think.Guys either say it was them or happened to a friend.
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keke2
#40 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 5:30:29 PM
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Joined: 5/31/2011
Posts: 89
quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly good one.Try also to avoid spoon for main meals.Just fork and knife good enough.Spoons bigger one for soup and smaller for deserts.
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