Why do graduates write very poor cvs?

I got one today.And no I am not the HR,I can only recommend 'if there's a vacancy'
One look at the handwriting on the envelope and I knew this was an epic fail.
The company name was spelt wrong,the commas and fullstops all at wrong places.
Seems as though the owner wrote it hurriedly.

Well,I proceeded to open it and the handwriting was almost gothic.
This is a job application letter not an Fb chat thing for christ's sake.Use the right fonts and colour!
The tone of the letter didn't depict a 'hungry for job' person.It was don't care attitude.
I looked at the qualifications>> Degree in International studies,Makerere university.
The name Makerere always reminds me of MK.
I wondered to myself 'when did makerere lose it?

I went through the CV and the only notable thing was the name Makerere, but the quality of the cv was something else.

I have seen great and mighty cvs but when they come for practical interviews they fail miserably.
Many graduates IMO know theory,but cannot express themselves. Others come for interviews ready with prepared 'professional answers' then get confused when asked a very simple ,unprofessional and silly question.

Why is this so with the graduates? cz I have realised those who never graduated seem to know better and easily pass.

Graduate cv.
NAME: Kamunyi wa Korir
DOB: 9 October 1982
STATUS: married,divorced,remarried,separated.
Currently living with my new partner in Nyanza.
NATIONALITY: Kenyan but living in migingo.
EDUCATION: Below

Kimundu Junior School>> PPI,PP2,PP3
Best dancer.

Matundu Primary school
-Headprefect
-Best footballer > led school in national sports and won a national award.
Muchatha Secondary school
-School Captain
-CU leader
-Head of agriculture club
-Dorm prefect.

Subjects: Geography,CRE,History,Art.

University
Makerere.

Interests
Farming esp. arrow roots and cows
Rambling in the countryside
Doing things by myself> built my own tree house


Tukusaidie aje sasa?
Mimi hushindwa kuambiwa mtu nobody gives a damn whether u were CU captain or head of some club.
Job environment is not like school.

It all boils down to the type of education we get this days all cramming and theoretical...nikupita tu exams apart from that nothing else,you arent taught how to solve real life problems

Instructions; dont attach your certificates at this point, you get scanned copies 5mb.

Fill the application form on our website; i can assure you only 10% of Kenya's fill follow this instruction and apply using the form; ojinga sana.

Indicate your current and expected salary; this is not a knock off. No No for applicants.

List is endless

That referee part is a play field.
Some ref. died ages ago,others were involved in fraud etc. Research.
But we don't bother. Some even put their family members names.

Then we have the P.O BOX. guys.
At least have a proper email address or some form of online connection.

I bolded proper cz dear Lord.
essysexy@yahoo.com
machoman@yahoo419.com.