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#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:30:00 PM
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I have this guy from high school who looked 30 yrs old when we guys were stll teenagers. (back in Seco)..we nicknamed him chege mathee.....another female teacher had big butts and she went by the name mathutha..whats your teenage experience? I met the chege guy today and both of us laughed about the whole nick names thing....

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Kaigangio
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:50:00 PM
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King’ang’i

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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#3 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:55:00 PM
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Sober. Never used to drink

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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#4 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:00:00 PM
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A friend of mine could really ape the monkeys so we called him 'MONKEY' the theory behind it being that when he was young they lived next to a forest and since they had no neighbour with a child his playmates were the monkies

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2009 6:01:00 PM
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This thread makes me remember a female teacher in high school who used not to have a proper shape so we would call him sexless.

Then another one who was old,used to be called gacucu.


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#6 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2009 6:04:00 PM
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A teacher in highschool.... Was known as Ngoya. ..couldn't say ngoja...had a stammerin problem when much younger so to slow u from talkin too fast...he'd say 'ngoya...ngoya..ngoya kitoko!' My third monday in the school was very painful when i went to the staffroom n requested to see my class teacher Mr Ngoya Kitoko! It was in ukambani....how was i to know those aren't kamba names but a swa phrase!?

The race is not always to the swift..nor the battle always to the strong..nor food always to the wise..nor riches always to the intelligent..favor is not always to the skilled..or learned..but time and chance happens to all. Ecl9:5..
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#7 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 5:38:00 AM
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@Kaigangio.were you by any chance in Nyeri High?

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#8 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 6:04:00 AM
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when in form one,there is this 'joker/mono' who was hit by a fourth former so hard in his chest that he couldnt breath well( i think it was against some hard object)..when asked where he was hit,..'thorax'....n s o he became THORAX.

A teacher who was on duty reading out the announcements while on assembly...'kutakuwa,na kidumbwedumbwe...'reffering to some inter-class soccer match,he was hence nicknamed KIDUMBWEDUMBWE.

be happy!
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Kaigangio
#9 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:27:00 AM
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@ marko,

i never attended Nyeri High. Was i sharing a nickname with a collegue in the school?


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condi
#10 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 3:18:00 PM
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In high school there was this very tall and slim teacher,because of his height he got the nickname- walking tape worm
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#11 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 4:59:00 PM
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In high school,we had a female teacher who owned 3 sheep. We nicknamed her 'nyore' because when the sheep bleats,the sound sounds like nyoreeeee...
Our deputy headteacher was a fat 4ft tall and had a rounded head,we nicknamed him 'ngumu'

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It's amazing what you can achieve when you get rid of fear.
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#12 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 5:13:00 PM
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we had this teacher in high skul with the biggest ass ever we used to call her 'SEX MACHINE'
Then there was this TA who couldnt say rubbers instead calling them LABAZ thus his nickname.
Then there was FAT MODE (teacher)

money by the day
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MARREX
#13 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2009 5:48:00 PM
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we had a female teacher bila boobs....he was nicknamed nyondoless

Churchill...(Dan Ndambuki was a lethal striker)...students from rival schools nicknamed him...CHAUSIKU coz of his complexion.

In my second school...the principal was the former Kerugoya MP..Karaba...we used to call him Tothi...guy was thick.

Then another boring teacher was nicknamed boeko kazee.

When I became a teacher...i was Nicknamed NONSENSE! coz that was the only word ad use to insult students.

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Pierce
#14 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 5:32:00 AM
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Weee Mdosi....ati 'Ngumu'..........he he he !!
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kafein
#15 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 5:42:00 AM
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i remember a lady teacher we used to call 'gathanwa' i think its coz of the way she was hard like a tree.
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bebeto
#16 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 6:15:00 AM
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@MARREX
were u in kagz?

tothi was our principal..
remember gathee,pethu,wamatumbi,pino,stoney....manyondo/ciru mu-thug..

then yoko(yokozuna) she was so big hence the name

be happy!
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Burning Spear
#17 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 6:15:00 AM
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Who was in my school,

our deputy was 'boy 2 or jinga' coz he could see guys somewhere and say you boy 2 come here jinga.

We had some others like magayu coz he liked magayu magayu books.and math teacher kiduo......ki...dual.

I remember we also had a cook we used to call .....wanjiku baggy
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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