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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Ambia @guka akupatia links na @Pierce...Cologne and perfumes http://wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&m=235399
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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What does showering actually does to the body? Let us think like 21st century scientist and not like pre-ice age dwellers. CAN WE DO THAT "showering" JUST BY USING A WARM-WET TOWEL?(Just as we do to new borns?) Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/26/2012 Posts: 232 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!  My folks told me that my very first word was 'billionaire'
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Infact i dont think there is a need for people to use Toilet Paper... Hata wanyama dont need TP when they poop. Theres a self cleaning mechanism.. So hata usipooga the body has a self cleaning mechanism...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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MaichBlack wrote:Sisi hapana taka ona wewe ukioshwa na makanga kwa runinga!!! Halafu makanga mmoja anasema "Huyu mzee alikuwa amevaa masuti yake lakini alikuwa akivunda kupindukia! Na alikuwa anakaa mweusi mweusi na kwasababu nimemuona safari kadhaa hapo awali, mimi najua hakuwagi mweusi!!! Tulitumia maji ndoo saba, sabuni mbili na ile Ariel ndogo kumuosha! Sasa amekuwa afadhali! Watu wa TV walipokuja, alianza kuwauliza ama wamekuja na Lilian Muli - ama wamsaidie na namba - hata kama in ya sister yake!". He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers. Wacha excuses kijana.Wiping will not open up spores and even if it did,nobody is complaining about water shortage in the world  ...Other than that,there are areas which require running water and thorough scrubbing...one of them is the top of your arse! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Impunity wrote:[quo te=MaichBlack] Impunity wrote:MaichBlack wrote:Instant [hot] showers go for as low as 3k! Why would @Impunity refuse to shower???
There is no alternative to showering!!! Tabia gani hii??? Its all about my friend, not me. Me I'm clean.  Impunity wrote:I am told Jungus normally apply some lotion, can I get this lotion for my friend at Village market or The Junction?
I guess your "friend" doesn't know where village Market and The Junction are! Or he is too dirty to go there?? Oga kijana!!!  [/quote] hii umejitakia as @guka says si umpatie siri ya usafi wako ikiwa sio wewe jameni Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Sauti Sol's remix: Oga oga oga, Kijana, Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana, Oga oga oga, Kijana, Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana, Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia, Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana. Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia, Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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you can make good business by not bathing.....you see, ukiinua makwapa you'll scratch several grams of salt which you can then sell. ask these guys how to do that; http://www.digitalspy.co...-tears-goes-on-sale.html
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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kamundu wrote:Chukua leave really? And then on expiry of the leave we will have to defrost him
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,491 Location: Nairobi
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Jus Blazin wrote:Sauti Sol's remix:
Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,
Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,
Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana.
Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana. Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/12/2012 Posts: 84
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Oga boss...we can smell you from our computer monitors.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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WAZUANS 4 @IMPUNITY
We only need 30 wazuans contributing a sok to buy @Impunity an Instant Shower at 3000/-. I offer to contribute a Kes 100. Who is next?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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radio wrote:WAZUANS 4 @IMPUNITY
We only need 30 wazuans contributing a sok to buy @Impunity an Instant Shower at 3000/-. I offer to contribute a Kes 100. Who is next? @Impunity washana na hii instant shower,...afadhali kuchemsha maji kwa sufuria na jiko. I had a unit that for some reason shorted, passing current to the hot shower stream to the puddle on the floor to the wet walls and piping ...man did I dance or did I dance? It is an experience I am keen not to repeat again, ever.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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quicksand wrote:
@Impunity washana na hii instant shower,...afadhali kuchemsha maji kwa sufuria na jiko. I had a unit that for some reason shorted, passing current to the hot shower stream to the puddle on the floor to the wet walls and piping ...man did I dance or did I dance?
It is an experience I am keen not to repeat again, ever.
...Pole kaka!..I am trying to imagine how??...but then anything can happen!  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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quicksand wrote:radio wrote:WAZUANS 4 @IMPUNITY
We only need 30 wazuans contributing a sok to buy @Impunity an Instant Shower at 3000/-. I offer to contribute a Kes 100. Who is next? @Impunity washana na hii instant shower,...afadhali kuchemsha maji kwa sufuria na jiko. I had a unit that for some reason shorted, passing current to the hot shower stream to the puddle on the floor to the wet walls and piping ...man did I dance or did I dance? It is an experience I am keen not to repeat again, ever. am sure mafuzi were roasted..
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/4/2007 Posts: 215
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Coming to think of it..if showering makes us clean why do have to wash the dirty towels after sometime..
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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willin2learn wrote:kamundu wrote:Chukua leave really? And then on expiry of the leave we will have to defrost him Quick defrost! Portfolio: Sold
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