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panomaz
#1321 Posted : Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:59:13 AM
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Fw: Kenyans' Top Phobias:
1. Fear of drinking tea without sugar - DuFear
2. Fear of Rudisha's shoes - FearTu
3. Fear of business - Fearshara
4. Fear of starving - Fearkula
5. Fear of avocados - MakoroFear
6. Fear of potatoes - Fearsi
7. Fear of chapoz made by a lunje -Fearbadi
8.Fear of wearing a cap – Gofear
9.Fear of having just 2 shillings – Rufear
10.Fear of hailing from Mt Kenya – Mt. Kenya Mafear
Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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bkismat
#1322 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:48:51 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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bkismat
#1323 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:50:56 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Plug and socket
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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bkismat
#1324 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:53:24 PM
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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chemos
#1325 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2012 3:58:24 PM
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bkismat
#1326 Posted : Saturday, July 14, 2012 1:41:03 PM
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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kelele.com
#1327 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 10:26:37 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 6/28/2010
Posts: 293
Location: Gigiri
COPY PASTED:
1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward.backward...forward...stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .
Sina Signature. NKT
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Impunity
#1328 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 10:41:37 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,325
Location: Masada
kelele.com wrote:
COPY PASTED:
1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward.backward...forward...stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .


A certain number above have cracked my Monday ribs!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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harrydre
#1329 Posted : Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:46:59 AM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
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Location: Kanjo
Gado is just too funny..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

i.am.back!!!!
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nostoppingthis
#1330 Posted : Thursday, July 19, 2012 5:12:33 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
A picture of a thousand words!!!
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vinii
#1331 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2012 7:37:09 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
c& p

JIBURUDISHENI

just for laughs

EVER WONDERED WATS IN A
CHIQ'S OR DUDE'S CELLPHONE
INBOX? WELL CHECK OUT THE
DIFFERENCE!!!

CHIQ'S INBOX:

I love u... (Moha)
Hi babez...(Paul)
MPESA CONFIRMED YOU HAVE
RECEIVED SH 2500 FROM JACK...
Cn I tek u out 2nyt... (Sam)
Switest drimz hun... (Raph)
'Sup swirie... (Jay)
MPESA CONFIRMED YOU HAVE
RECEIVED KSH1000 FROM Mike .
New bal 1250...
Mwaah... (Anto)
Guess what Pam amewachwa na chali yake(Terry)
Hebu nipigie nikupe 411 ya yule Jamaa wa subaru ( Amina)

DUDE'S INBOX:

Safaricom: You have insufficient
funds. Please top up...
We malaya wapi pesa yangu...
(Kawira)
Safaricom: Ksh 50 has been
deducted to repay your okoa
jahazi...
Punda ii lipa rent... (Agent)
Safaricom: Your daily internet
renewal has failed due to
insufficient funds. Please top up...
I missed ma periods. I think am
pregnant... (Caro)
Please call me, thank you...
(Marto)
Nyoka ii ulipeleka wapi funguo za
store(Derick-bro)
Haki Wewe ni muongo.. si jana nilikungoja..(shukia)
Hi baby.. Haki niokolee.. gas yangu imekatika... Pliiiiiiz..(Nimo)
Sap.. any chance I left my phone charger, spag top n clutch bag in ya place? ( Wendy)
Dude.. this bash is kicking like van dame.. warembo nao... Kuja (karis)
I swear ile viceroy ya jana ilikuwa fake... Hi kichwa nikaa si yangu (BrayooRE
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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nostoppingthis
#1332 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2012 8:49:47 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
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karqui
#1333 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2012 9:04:54 AM
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Joined: 8/2/2010
Posts: 480
Location: chokoo
C& P

Maneno Mapya Kutokana Na Jina 'Miguna'

1. Tendo la kumsaliti aliyekuwa mwajiri wako- KUGUNA
2. Kumsaliti aliyekuwa mwajiri wako bila kukoma- KUGUNA-GUNA
3. Kumfanya mtu amgune mwenziwe- KUGUNISHA
4. Maneno anayosema anayeguna- UGUNI
5. Mtu anayeguna kidogo tu- MIGUNA
6. Mtu anayeguna kila wakati- MIGUNA MIGUNA.
7. Kuhisi kusalitiwa AMA Kutendewa matendo kama ya rao - UGUNWA kwa wingi KUGUNWA
8. Kufanyizwa matendo ya kusalitiwa - KUGUNIZWA
9. Mtu anaye tendewa kitendo cha kugunwa - MGUNWA
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McReggae
#1334 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2012 9:25:41 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Next time, try and do just this!!!!

..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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chemos
#1335 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2012 9:49:24 AM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
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harrydre
#1336 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:49:40 AM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
i.am.back!!!!
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marex
#1337 Posted : Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:48:54 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
Imagine if there was TPF for established musicians:

JUDGE IAN:"Nameless you have been
evicted."
NAMELESS: Sawa, Evict hata wahu, unataka mi niende ye abaki kwani una nia gani?..Tumiso we are coming home."
JUDGE IAN:"Daddy owen ,evicted!!"
DADDY OWEN:"Mbona mbona mbona.....MBONA!!"
JUDGE IAN:"DNA why did u choose 2 perform that song? Did u really
practise? U were pathetic!"
DNA:"Una maswali mengi,kwani we ni
polisi?"
JUDGE IAN:"Must u sing while shaking
those strings on ur head!...PROBATION!"
JULIANI:"..Hii inaitangwa Exponential Potential Mzeiya, Chanux!!
JUDGE IAN:"Jaguar evicted!"
JAGUAR: Si ulikuwa umesema my performance was the best? Nilijua we ni kigeugeu..hutaki nivuke boda! Nkt"
JUDGE IAN: Boby Mapesa, That is not singing, U were Screaming
BOBBY: Si song inaitwa pigeni nduru ni kama stima zimekam? Song yenyewe ni nduru jo!
JUDGE IAN: Rabbit, That was the worst perfomance of the evening!
RABBIT: Ian we ni mtu hivi hivi...na staki kukuona!!
JUDGE IAN: Wahu, If Mariah Carey had listened to you do her song that way, she wouldn't be proud of u
WAHU: Wareva, U STILL A LIAR!!!
The way I am
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McReggae
#1338 Posted : Friday, July 27, 2012 11:22:16 AM
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Location: Nairobi
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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nostoppingthis
#1339 Posted : Friday, July 27, 2012 1:33:43 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Hata kama ni patience!!!
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nostoppingthis
#1340 Posted : Tuesday, July 31, 2012 5:29:44 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Money from her "central bank"
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