That is exactly what I'm trying to tell @King G. Best couples are not meant to show up on the wedding day and disappear. They are actually have the responsibility to look out for the couple [or one of them - if the other person is the problem]. You are therefore within your "job definition".

It depends with the part of Eastlando. Kama ni wa Far East - Dandora, Kayole etc., panel beating huwesmek! Kama ni wa Middle East unaweza jaribu lakini...

Dude 1: Niliwekewa mchele*
Dude 2: Na nani?
Dude 1: Na suspect ni wife.
Dude 2: Alikuperemba?
Dude 1: I think so. Nilimuona na jumu mpya.

*Not you kawaida rice - For those not in the know!

Since there's a wedding vibe goin round today let me seek your advice lest i mislead someone. I am soon to be the best man in my pals wedding and find myself somewhat in a dilemma.His fiancee is expecting in a few mths time and they are hurriedly planning a wedding before then..the dude is in biz and comes from a well to do family and the girl had previously claimed to be of the same social status and had even lied that her parents live in an upper class neighborhood but turns out they stay in eastlands. She also works together with her family and claims to be earning good cash but is broke most of the time.The truth came out when he made the first visit to the parents hse and her excuse was that the upmarket hse was auctioned early this year due to a huge unpaid business loan and she was too embarrassed to tell people and that most of her monthly income is used to pay off another loan the parents took. What i can confirm to be true is the ladys involvement in the family biz. I've adviced the guy to stall the negotiations and reconsider a long-term relationship with this girl since she cant be fully trusted..what else is she capable of lying about?! He claims that he doesnt care about her parents financial status and that its not a big deal but to me thats besides the point. Fact is she's a big fat liar!

All of a sudden i got this deja vu feeling, and based on just two facts alone il now make my bet.
First, the 2 facts;
1. White stupid lie that was bound to be discovered; this can mean two things. (1) She is a habitual lier, only habitual liers makes these sort of foolish lies, (2) or the lady lied with the hope that the guy will never get to the point of going to her home...either way she is a proven anania. This brings me to my 2nd point
2. Lady claims "...he will never get to see the kid"..this is interesting coz in my own understanding to arrive at this conclusion would have meant deliberation of contingency plans since this is one of such a plan. I find it very hard that the lady sat down with the parents and sought the official family policy in the event that the marriage was never to happen and happened to get this response...how convenient.

and now the wager open to any avid gambler on this forum like me
That kid is very likely not for that guy, this in my opinion is 9/10 times likely so.

There is only one way to tell, and let me bet again the lady will scream hell with the slightest mention b.y the guy of the need of the paternity test leave alone agreeing to one..and that's the day "she" will break up with him.

So now I wait for the bets...and then for the banks to open early tomorrow.