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Njung'e is NOT Guka: a conspiracy theory
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Elder
#11 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:46:01 PM
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Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
Njung'e wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...

1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura


None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu*****Pray ....i refuse to finish that word.

@Nostop,
Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memorysmile

Since when did @Guka start writing like that? Huyu ni Guka 2.0/Guka 3D.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Kaigangio
#12 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:50:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Njung'e wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...

1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura


None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu*****Pray ....i refuse to finish that word.


reminds me of your neighbour, this boy who came about with alot of ngura mu*****, migagatio and ndabibi...as we sat down to eat he told us that in order to be real men(?) we have to put the soil dug by the hedgehogs (huko) in our d***s...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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vin
#13 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:51:53 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 1/22/2007
Posts: 337
Njung'e wrote:
vin wrote:
Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti.


Really?....ama you are discombobulated?Pray smile

Sasa si unaona.haki hata zile vitu unasema zina kaa wewe tu.
Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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Jus Blazin
#14 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:53:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Elder wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions...

1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura


None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu*****Pray ....i refuse to finish that word.

@Nostop,
Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memorysmile

Since when did @Guka start writing like that? Huyu ni Guka 2.0/Guka 3D.

Guka reincarnated. Reincarnation completed by the C-string thread.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Njung'e
#15 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:56:54 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Kaigangio wrote:
[quote=Njung'e] neighbour, this boy who came about with alot of ngura mu*****, migagatio and ndabibi...as we sat down to eat he told us that in order to be real men(?) we have to put the soil dug by the hedgehogs (huko) in our d***s...


And you??....Ngai Mwathani!!...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly....Didn't like migagatio at all.They made my taste buds scream...but nathi?...WA!....we would go "shat" in the forest for the next cropsmile

@Elder,
Guka re-loaded.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Magigi
#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:57:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm
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Impunity
#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:00:27 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Magigi wrote:
This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm


You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Mpenzi
#18 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:01:01 PM
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Joined: 10/17/2008
Posts: 1,234
Guka, just name all the Sagana 9 (with confirmations from leona) and the doubting Thomasses will keep quietsmile
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Magigi
#19 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:03:11 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm


You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back!

@Wazua Admin officially communicated!
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Tebes
#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:08:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
This is real Guka based on my own experience...@Wazua Admin ate humble pie and went out to look for the "one lost sheep". This I can confirm


You two disappeared on the same day, so tell us who smoked you out and brought you back!

@Wazua Admin officially communicated!



And she removed you from the USER'S Corner pap!!! (was it coz of a post of a man standing in front of a cow?)Thats for sure an enticement back to wazua.

There is only one Guka wa Bijuti at Wazua. Werokam mback @Njung'e
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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