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chiaroscuro		#1 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:01:34 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/2/2012 Posts: 1,134 Location: Nairobi		We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua... Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign... Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name. The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake!
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Njung'e		#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:08:02 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		chiaroscuro wrote: We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua... Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign... Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name. The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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quicksand		#3 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:16:18 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi		Njung'e wrote: chiaroscuro wrote: We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua... Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign... Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name. The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me! The real Njung'e would have gone "weee kijana wacha mbangi" I am beginning to have doubts too ....
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MaichBlack		#4 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:18:40 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,913		quicksand wrote: Njung'e wrote: chiaroscuro wrote: We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua... Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign... Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name. The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! I need a mirror just to confirm it's me! The real Njung'e would have gone "weee kijana wacha mbangi" I am beginning to have doubts too .... It's @guka alright! Same 1920's humour. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Kaigangio		#5 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:28:28 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768		there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions... 1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura 2. at age 10 years which shoes were you wearing? 3. when did you first wear your first bellbottom trouser and platform shoes? *...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...*
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Impunity		#6 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:31:58 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada		chiaroscuro wrote: We all know that the real Njung'e retired from wazua... Then some one started a "bring back njung'e" campaign... Me thinks that admin could not stand losing such a popular member. So she pulled out Guka's profile, disabled his password, and started posting in his name. The Njung'e we have now is NOT the real Njung'e. She is fake! This is true. The fact that "he" was fished out of exile by a torn-thong-thread have always baffled me! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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nostoppingthis		#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:37:17 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		The only way I know @Njung'e is the AI story...will the real Njung'e please stand up...
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Njung'e		#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:37:19 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		Kaigangio wrote: there is only one way to know if he is real guka..answer the following questions... 1. which fruit did you love most when you were 4 years? (a) ndothua (b) ndongu (c) ngambura None of the above....although yes,ngambura ain't bad.My favs always were nguirubi,ngawa and ngura mu***** ....i refuse to finish that word. @Nostop, Utafikia ama utahitaji stool?....You have a big memory Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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vin		#9 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:40:24 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2007 Posts: 337		Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti. Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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Njung'e		#10 Posted : Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:44:06 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		vin wrote: Guka these are your spoilt grand children.I can smell FAMILIALITY from where i am seated na najua wewe ndio Guka wa bijuti. Really?....ama you are discombobulated? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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