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Should You Hire an Ape as Your Investment Adviser?
ngapat
#1 Posted : Monday, April 16, 2012 5:19:40 PM
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The San Francisco Chronicle came up with an amusing way of evaluating how successful investment advisers are at picking stocks. They asked eight analysts to pick five stocks at the beginning of the year and then compared the performance of their stock picks to those chosen by Jolyn, an orangutan living at Marine World/Africa USA in Vallejo, California. Consistent with the results found in the “Investment Dartboard” feature of the Wall Street Journal, Jolyn beat the investment advisers as often as they beat her. Given this result, you might be just as well off hiring an orangutan as your investment adviser as you would hiring a human being!
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The Merchant
#2 Posted : Monday, April 16, 2012 5:48:53 PM
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hehehehhehe! messed up!
QW25091985
#3 Posted : Monday, April 16, 2012 7:35:01 PM
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lol
Mastermind
#4 Posted : Monday, April 16, 2012 10:27:33 PM
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Haha
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pariah
#5 Posted : Tuesday, April 17, 2012 10:25:17 AM
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lollest sounds like one DSL
Nivensi81
#6 Posted : Wednesday, October 24, 2018 12:38:34 PM
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Thanks for sharing this information. Even I am in favour of taking professional help when it comes to money matters. My dad has always been around telling me about terms like equity and Capital gain Bonds. These are going to be helpful in future and so I am considering taking professional advice.
hardwood
#7 Posted : Wednesday, October 24, 2018 3:08:58 PM
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ngapat wrote:
The San Francisco Chronicle came up with an amusing way of evaluating how successful investment advisers are at picking stocks. They asked eight analysts to pick five stocks at the beginning of the year and then compared the performance of their stock picks to those chosen by Jolyn, an orangutan living at Marine World/Africa USA in Vallejo, California. Consistent with the results found in the “Investment Dartboard” feature of the Wall Street Journal, Jolyn beat the investment advisers as often as they beat her. Given this result, you might be just as well off hiring an orangutan as your investment adviser as you would hiring a human being!
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