It does not necessarily mean you stop at RED signs,all you need to do is to cross very fast as long as the exit is clear and no gava is watching you.
When there is deadlock traffick jam,just hoot.Hoot kabisa mpaka police comes to remove the jam.
You are allowed to drive on the right as long as there is no vehicle coming on other side.Turn on your headlamp full.
Its a crime to drive on the main road when there is an overlapping space available on either side of the road.This is to protect the road from unneccesary wear.





Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

Pedestrians,cyclists,mukokotenis,matatus,taxis and GKs have right of way on the roads at all times.

A cyclist has priority over a motorist on the road. It's the motorist's duty to spot and light up the roads for them.


ili iwe funzo...

Angle parking - women are exempted from parking between the lines.


Flush parking - while awaiting a woman to flush park so you may pass - consider reading,very slowly,Psalm 23,ten times,both to pass the resulting time that will lapse and to calm your nerves....

Only male motorists are allowed to chew gum,change radio stations,look in the rear view mirror,talk on mobile - all at the same time.

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less

if you see 'L' on my windscreen and rear window,it doesnt mean 'Learner'. it means 'Leave me alone'. No amount of hooting will change anything.

JB

At the roundabout,the person who hoots first,immediately the light changes to amber, might win a prize.


The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less

.....@ smano...si u've won..that analysis.. chekaad like a nonsense..

were u a traffic cop at some point???ama matatu dere...

If you want to get back on the road or you want to enter a lane or junction,all you have to do is stretch out your hand through your window and shake without looking behind just in case the other driver is unwilling to give you way.

If you slow down to turn especially to your right even with your indicator on,take a moment and look behind there could be an idiot overtaking and wondering why you can't turn at 120kph.

ili iwe funzo...

@Pongo,never have been either,just a Kenyan driver guilty on all counts by association with other Kenyan drivers. I think we need a post on how to manage road rage because I believe most of us suffer from it,only the degree varies. Honestly speaking at night I get very annoyed and want to chase someone down and give them a taste of their own medicine,whether it's blinding lights or cutting me off. Ever have the same experience? I truly believe I would have shot someone by now if I had a gun while driving and when I read the storo about the former assistant minister's son who was jailed for manslaughter for killing an innocent guy in a mis - drive by,I shuddered to think that could have been me. Seriuosly guys,how does one reduce that road rage?

smano

Because matatus have different rules, all the other traffic rules apply except:-



If a matatu tries to overtake you accerelate coz if you let them they are going to stop in front of you after overtaking.
If matatu displays hazard it means they are picking wathii ovyo ovyo and you can overtake at your pleasure.
If a matatu is behind/front of you and a cop waves stop it means he/she stopping the matatu not you.
If a matatu begs for way dont yield but give way for others.


............Always remember,be rough to matatus and kind to others.

@ wanyo..'be rough to matatus'??no way,take it from me better give them way...u will be the loser at the end.