DEDICATED TO ALL WHO SWALLOW THE BOOZE!!!!
WACHA
HIYO
KITU
TAFADHALI

Mr. Brian got home from the pub late one
Friday
Evening
Stinking drunk,
As he often did, and crept into bed beside
His wife who was already asleep, He gave her a peck on the cheek and
Fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his
Bed wearing long flowing white robe

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian,
"And what are you doing in my bedroom?”
The mysterious Man answered
"This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!!
That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my
Family....
You’ve got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied
"Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated,
But knowing there was a farm not far from his
House, he asked to be sent back as
A hen, A flash of light later, he was
Covered in feathers and clucking
Around pecking the ground

"This isn't so
Bad" he thought until he felt this
Strange feeling welling up inside
Him

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said
"So you're the new
Hen, how are you enjoying your first day
Here?"
"It's not so bad" replies
Brian, "but I have this strange
Feeling inside like I'm about to
Explode”.”

You’re ovulating" explained
The rooster, "don't tell me
You’ve never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well Just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few
Uncomfortable seconds, an egg pops out
From under his tail, an immense feeling of
Relief swept over him and his
Emotions got the better of him as he
Experienced motherhood for the
First time
When he laid his second egg, the feeling
Of happiness was
Overwhelming and he knew that being
Reincarnated as a hen was the best
Thing that had
Happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just
About to lay his
Third egg he
Felt an enormous smack on the back of his
Head
And heard
His wife shouting;
"Brian, wake up you drunken
b*stard,..........

unakunia kwa kitanda!!!!!"