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wa P
#21 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:23:00 PM
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Location: Nairobi
printed on a lady's t-shirt,front,waist level - 'Shredder' and an arrow pointing south.

A car sticker: Obama - Michelle's Ex




Healthy eating = nutritious urine. Nyama choma anytime!
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brav
#22 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:46:00 PM
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1. 'Im with Idiot' then an arrow drawn pointing sideways






Usichoke kutafuta salary
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Magigi
#23 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:14:00 PM
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...a fella who had just been deported from the US

NEW YORK STATE PENITENTIARY
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Maoni
#24 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:20:00 PM
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I met this guy in a certain joint,he had a monumental potbelly and had the following caption on the front 'this is not a beer belly,its a fuel tank for a sexy machine''

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'This is the guy your mum warned you about'




“Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.”
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The Real Shaft
#25 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 5:26:00 PM
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seen on a man....

'....I'm lesbian...' that was on the front...

the back read...

'... I too like women.....'

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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sheep
#26 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 5:45:00 PM
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On an old car's rear bumper sticker 'honk if u wank'
The utimate goal of investing is to buy low sell high;if we re-write this core equation in psychology terms it becomes buy fear sell greed.
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kenmac
#27 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:07:00 PM
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>> if you can read this clearly,you need another beer.

>> eat,drink and find satisfaction in your work...setsaiselccE
......Ecclesiastes
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kenmac
#28 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:54:00 PM
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>> when i read about the evils of drinking,i decided to stop reading.

>> eat,drink and find satisfaction in your work...setsaiselccE
......Ecclesiastes
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bkismat
#29 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 5:19:00 AM
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Coming soon:WHO WANTS TO G4S A BANK?

me myself and i
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Wendz
#30 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 5:27:00 AM
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@bkismat

LOL!! Good one!

Soon the adverts will read 'Has your Samsang phone been G4Sed? No need to worry anymore. We have inbuilt phone tracker for all Samsang phones... G4Sed? Just track-it....'

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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Ericks
#31 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:17:00 AM
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saw this on ana guy's T-shirt during the sex boycott campaign.....

i dont need sex,the government f***ks me every day.




Its just me
whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.
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