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Theu
#1 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 11:37:00 AM
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Some messages printed on t-shirts do make my day. The other day a lady had a one written:
froepaly
fnodle
f***
Another one,
Trainee gynaecologist
another..
How to stop a fool from staring,check at the back (written on front)
How to stop a fool from staring,check front (written on the back side!)
and then another,
If you can read this put me back on the bar stool! (written upside down)


The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
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yulemmoja
#2 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 11:51:00 AM
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Very funny like one written.....remember my name(on the front) you will be screaming it later (on the back)
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Ray
#3 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 11:58:00 AM
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Jaluo in the house
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Njunge
#4 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:01:00 PM
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On Sato i met a guy wearing a screaming yellow t-shirt with big bold words in black that read;.....'f*** you all.I come from Texas'......Seriously!

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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myks
#5 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:05:00 PM
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twas closing day in campo,everybody was heading home and this chic had a black tshirt with the words in white...'forget the kissing,are you f****g?' there were no asterix..and she headed town.

face your fears live your dreams
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Ray
#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:09:00 PM
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I saw a guy in a black t- shirt and at the back there were human skeletons in different sexual positions in small prints green in colour.
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Wendz
#7 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:22:00 PM
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i saw this guy in town... and i know he is skerian... but i dont know who it is. had this t-shirt written 'Ithe wa Nduta' (direct translation 'Father to Nduta'... green written in goldish... For some reason,i have never forgotten that t-shirt... never seen something like that before or after - and i believe he should have a daughter called Nduta who he must be proud of!

There is this kid who was walking with the mother in town and had a t-shirt written
'if you think i am cute'...... at the back 'check out my mother'.... or something like that'

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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jaribu
#8 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:43:00 PM
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front: kikuyu in da house.

back: watch your wallet.




wHo.. DaRes.. wIns!
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jaribu
#9 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:47:00 PM
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REal MeN DoNt WEar TiEs......

ReAL mEn DoN't WeAr TiEs!
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smano
#10 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:47:00 PM
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Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes!

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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fisher
#11 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:53:00 PM
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There is one of my buddy that say 99 percent of girls are beautiful but the 1 percent are in my college.

Make money instantly
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jaribu
#12 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:57:00 PM
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ReAL mEn DoN't WeAr TiEs!
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KulaRaha
#13 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:01:00 PM
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Seen on a tourist:

My name is not Mzungu


Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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dajoe
#14 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:02:00 PM
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I see dumb people

'Everything is okay in the end,if it's not ok,then it's not the end.'
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Djinn
#15 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:04:00 PM
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ok - not a t-shirt,but a bumper sticker 'horn broken - watch for finger'

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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Theu
#16 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:07:00 PM
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Your village called,their idiot is missing!

Parents for sale,buy one get one free.

On the front of chic's t-shirt
alcoblow. (an arrow points down towards nini...)

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
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Njunge
#17 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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'Try a donkey burger.You will say,'This tastes like ass!'..........or ...'Have a pheasant plucking day!'

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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wanyuru
#18 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:31:00 PM
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on the cover/wrapping (with British flag colours) of a Condom 'Want to see big ben?'

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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JkMwatha
#19 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:39:00 PM
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f*** - shop label in UK... stands for French Connection UK.

I bet you all had other ideas.

another t- shirt 'AFRICANS DO IT BETTER'


Get ready... for the open road!
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Coolio
#20 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:55:00 PM
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i saw one this morning worn by an old grandy that read am a xes instructor

Hollyfield
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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