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5 dont's when you are sleeping!!!!!
McReggae
#1 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:14:00 AM
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1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small,but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time,it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you,switch it off first.

4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....

5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIFE/ HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )

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Sober
#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:24:00 AM
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When sleeping avoid anything tight. I mean things like belt,neck tie,and anything that may prohibit flowing of blood freely.

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
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MADE
#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:28:00 AM
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@Mc....spot on no. 5. U Become a preacher?

...Me copying this to my only one.

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jitetee
#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:48:00 AM
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Would no. 4 still apply if you are expecting to meet someone important in your dreams?

Time and chance happen to all.
McReggae
#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:51:00 AM
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MADE:........me become a preacher???.....I should think about it vile Kenya inaendelea.....we need more preachers!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:57:00 AM
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Which lady worth her salt will sleep with her bra when her man is around?Bras must be removed once she is the comfort and privacy of the house.

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

MADE
#7 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:02:00 AM
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@Sober.. I thot yu wanted to recommend sleeping with the natural suit. Keep off pyjamas,boxers,bikinis,stockings and the like

Are our ladies listening?

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Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
wanyo
#8 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:04:00 AM
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Broke my glasses while sleeping.
i too
Impunity
#9 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:09:00 AM
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Broke your glasses while sleeping?What did you expect to read while a sleep?Or buy sleeping glasses kama zile Rao alitoka nazo Germany.


The Hague...or Local Triburnal ama TJRC.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

gogeta
#10 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:09:00 AM
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Dont sleep in a ugly buggy t-shirt,ugly head cover which used to be somebody's stockins once,and/or ugly socks

@MADE..hiyo ni hard with this kind of weather...


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Sasha
#11 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:14:00 AM
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LOL Impunity! Maybe wanyo wanted to 'see' his dreams clearer!

@Sober: And why on earth would anyone want to sleep in a necktie or a belt?

@MADE: Some of us are already practising these things!



Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
McReggae
#12 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:14:00 AM
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gogeta,wat MADE is suggesting is possible even in this weather and is normally the best.......my experience!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
smano
#13 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:17:00 AM
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I always insist on No.2,easy access is crucial esp. in this weather!

smano
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Djinn
#14 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:19:00 AM
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@Sober - you wrote 'When sleeping avoid anything tight...'. So if,perchance,a groom is fortunate enough to marry a virgin....should he not...LOL!

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achy
#15 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:36:00 AM
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@ Djinn,thats quite flabbergasting...

Not the best,but not like the rest.
McReggae
#16 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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Djinn...man you are cheeky!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Sasha
#17 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:44:00 AM
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LMAO Djinn!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
Magigi
#18 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:57:00 AM
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...always sleep 'pornographic'. This will make it easy for any one of you should he/she need to access....
swaleh
#19 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:15:00 PM
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When asleep mimi hushuta kama tractor inapanda mlima. Yaani non stop. Though tha feeling is supa,i seriously need to stop. Saidie!
McReggae
#20 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:20:00 PM
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Swaleh......have you ever slept with a partner ukinyamba nyamba hivo?????

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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