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McReggae
#1 Posted : Monday, October 05, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
1.In South Carolina,by law,if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman,the marriage must take place.
2.In Utah,when a person reaches the age of 50,he or she can legally marry their cousin.
3.Animals in California are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern,a school or a place of worship.(guess what is done to the offending animals)
4.In Idaho a box of candy cannot be given as a romantic gift unless it weighs more than 50 pounds.
5.It is against the law for men to 'ogle' women from a moving car in Detroit,Michigan.
6.In Tennessee a woman cannot call a man for a date.
7.In Detroit,Michigan,making love in a car is illegal unless it is parked on your property.
8.In South Carolina,by law,if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman,the marriage must take place.
9.The age of consent in Tennessee is 16,but 12 if the girl is a virgin.(who is being protected here?)
10.In North Carolina it's illegal to have sex in a churchyard. If you're not in a churchyard,it's okay to have sex,but only if you stay in the missionary position and only if the shades are drawn
11.And try to remember not to whisper 'dirty' things in your lover's ear during sex in Oregon; that kinda talk is illegal there.
12.Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker in Oklahoma must have their name and picture shown on TV.

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albertross
#2 Posted : Monday, October 05, 2009 12:23:00 PM
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Joined: 9/20/2007
Posts: 98
@ Mcreggae,now that is what I call keeping a close eye on things!!!

Compared to that we are doing great.

Thinking is free...............so THINK!!
Kamaa
#3 Posted : Monday, October 05, 2009 12:34:00 PM
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Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 1,177
Location: Nairobi - Kenya

ROFLMAO!

Number 10 made my afternoon...

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