Lolest. I'm sorry to say but if there is one thing I am certain of in my life, is that Kalonzo will never become president of Kenya....That's a fact that he needs to be encouraged to understand.
If he told me he was a man, I would insist on DNA tests and even then seek 5th and 6th opinions. In other words, no one believes a word coming out of his mouth.
I may never like Uhuru, Ruto, Karua, PK, Kibaki or any of these other jokers people are trying to vote for, but I would never leave the keys to my house to someone I don't trust.
That is the reason he has no constituency as the other comedians. I doubt if I will ever see in my life anyone consider kalonzo over uhuru, kalonzo over ruto, kalonzo over pk, kalonzo over befwoli. If Kalonzo stood against Wavinya Ndeti he would still lose.
He knows it, that is the reason he's "pretending" to be very hurt by the Hague. He just wants to get the Uhuru and Ruto constituency.
Even my cat knows that. And my cat spends most of its day licking its butt!!
So in this case, Kilonzo, even having spent most of his career licking the KANU baba na mama butt, is still the better option.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.