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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Wife : have u eaten? Husband: have u eaten? Wife : r u copyin me ? Husband: r u copyin me? Wife: I love u............. Husband: yes iv eaten.  Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter A drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “What about the two at the gate?" Omo come see marathon ....even the priest almost passed the church gate !!!shouting we are not dead yet.... When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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 When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Height of Innocence: When this lady went to apply for a bank account.Upon filling the documents,the teller took a photo of her with a digital camera.The lady was supprised. She smiled and said hata mimi nataka copy moja na unipatie negative ni yangu si yako Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water just like Dettol).... ... Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.adly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss told his wife what he observed. "Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pasties?". Ikemefuna :No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? " Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen & then ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss!". "Yes, Ikem" his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife interrupted, "that’s not true. It’s a lie without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who be Junior's real papa? Me or the Boss?" Madam: ( rushed out of the kitchen.) "This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't understand anything " I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/14/2011 Posts: 661
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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dossy7 wrote:Wife : have u eaten? Husband: have u eaten? Wife : r u copyin me ? Husband: r u copyin me? Wife: I love u............. Husband: yes iv eaten. ror!!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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dunkang wrote:Height of Innocence:
When this lady went to apply for a bank account.Upon filling the documents,the teller took a photo of her with a digital camera.The lady was supprised. She smiled and said hata mimi nataka copy moja na unipatie negative ni yangu si yako Pure Blonde. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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bwenyenye wrote:Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water just like Dettol).... ... Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.adly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss told his wife what he observed. "Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pasties?". Ikemefuna :No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? " Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen & then ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss!". "Yes, Ikem" his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife interrupted, "that’s not true. It’s a lie without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who be Junior's real papa? Me or the Boss?" Madam: ( rushed out of the kitchen.) "This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't understand anything " Orichino. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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